It is quite simple. I would cut them loose on the following terms:
1) The newly independent state of North Britain will assume responsibility for 1/4 of the national debt of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland as it stands at the date of North British Independence
2) North Britain will repay all of the money generously given to them by the Parliament of Great Britain & Northern Ireland to support their country over the years. This, it turns out, was a loan and not a gift. Repayment terms to be agreed but interest in the region of
2953% per annum ought to do. We will keep the oil as a non refundable deposit.
We will enforce this
3) North Britain will hand over to England any such military establishments that the English parliament deems necessary to ensure the safety of England (and our allies) and to ensure the good offices of the North British People. These bases shall include and shall not be limited to Faslane, Rosyth, Leuchers, Lossiemouth and Edinburgh Castle. These facilities will be leased unreservedly to the English crown for a period of
forever for a peppercorn rent.
4) Any Scottish Battalions will serve in the English army as per the Gurkhas.
5) England shall retain the right to revoke any declaration of Independence at any time that we see without without warning or notice.
6) A cross border liaison committee shall be created to discuss matters of Anglo-North British Cooperation. This committee (and any sub committees) shall have wide ranging powers to deal with any matters I see fit. It will be weighted
100% in favour of England. All decisions of this committee shall be binding on all parties.
7) The North British will be required to swear alligence to HM Queen Elizabeth I of Scotland.
8) The secret recipe of Tunnocks caramel wafers will be presented to England as gift
Should you fail to accept or fail to perform any of the obligations under this agreement England reserves the right to repossess North Britain at any time.
A Royal Navy Warship will be moored at Berwick on
30 second notice to move into North British waters at the first sign of any uppityness or you getting to close to the French
or Germany . We can and will shell your capital.
We are England. We dont need to bargain with small no mark countries. These are the terms if you want independence. There will be no negotiation.
Have a pleasant day.