Scientists seek Men for Sexual Research Project

[Old Timer]

Apparantly, Scientists have discovered that some men in the UK have considerably smaller penises than the rest of the population.

In an effort to assist with continued research in this area, and establish the precise number of men affected by this, they are asking men with small penises (or women who have an affected partner) to fly a white flag with a red cross attached to their car during the next six weeks.

Please do your best to assist with this research.

 

[455driver]

Cheeky twonk

 

[Old Timer]

Somehow I cannot see you flying a flag !

For a start you're not a fat slap-head with a glob of quivering belly fat barely contained inside a fake nylon England shirt !

 

[455driver]

I haven't got any on my car but the other half has got 2 on hers :cry:
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Somehow I cannot see you flying a flag !

For a start you're not a fat slap-head with a glob of quivering belly fat barely contained inside a fake nylon England shirt !

You been talking to another member on here, that is (almost) me to a tee!

 

[Mojo]

I thought those flags were to indicate bad drivers!

 

[gordonthemoron]

it's an open invitiation (here) to have your car vandalised

 

[37401]

I saw a car the other day with 5 of the things on car, one for each of the side windows and one on the back I had pity for him

 

[43021HST]

Now OT has posted this and a lot of people know what it means, I dont think people will be flying these flags as much

 

[Oswyntail]

There was a car parked outside this week, and I couldn't decide whether it was naff, uber-naff, or so OTT naff it was really cool. It was a Jaguar XR(? - cool), with a personalised number plate (naff) and two flags in the rear windows (very naff). The icing on the cake was a Manchester United baseball cap on the back seat (double uber naff). As we often have stolen cars parked here, I had just about decided it was a Bradford joyrider pimping his ride when it vanished, so I presume the owner intended the dire effect.

 

[Geezertronic]

Apparantly, Scientists have discovered that some men in the UK have considerably smaller penises than the rest of the population.

In an effort to assist with continued research in this area, and establish the precise number of men affected by this, they are asking men with small penises (or women who have an affected partner) to fly a white flag with a red cross attached to their car during the next six weeks.

Please do your best to assist with this research.

I thought you were going to say fly a flag from their penises It's surprising how patriotic we all get when our respective teams do well at sport. A couple of years ago I had to cancel several weekend jobs when the Six Nations was on because non of the Welsh lads would work

 

[me123]

As a Scottish person, I give my full support to this campaign :razz:

 

[Geezertronic]

As a Scottish person, I give my full support to this campaign :razz:

I hope Scotland make it to the World Cup in my lifetime so I can see you guys flying flags too

 

[CarterUSM]

I hope Scotland make it to the World Cup in my lifetime so I can see you guys flying flags too

I'm not sure you will, our days even as a half decent power on the world stage are finished for the timebeing I fear . For what it's worth I generally back all the home nations. Come on south Britain. B-)

 

[me123]

I hope Scotland make it to the World Cup in my lifetime so I can see you guys flying flags too

If we do, we'll do it a lot worse than you will And, of course, we'll be out in the first round so we'll look even more stupid.

I do generally support England (whenever they're not playing Scotland, that is), but I'm finding it very hard this time around.

 

[CarterUSM]

If we do, we'll do it a lot worse than you will And, of course, we'll be out in the first round so we'll look even more stupid.

I do generally support England (whenever they're not playing Scotland, that is), but I'm finding it very hard this time around.

I know what you mean, the media hype is unbearable !!

 

[90019]

I know what you mean, the media hype is unbearable !!

But the Metro letters page is hilarious

 

[CarterUSM]

Indeed! It's the best page in the thing.

 

[Greenback]

It's the only page I bother to even look at in the Metro!

 

[me123]

But the Metro letters page is hilarious

Indeed! It's the best page in the thing.

It's the only page I bother to even look at in the Metro!

Ahh, the letters page I'm missing that since I've stopped commuting into Uni. I take it they'll all use the World Cup to "debate" independence and anti-English feelings all over again.

 

[CarterUSM]

Ahh, the letters page I'm missing that since I've stopped commuting into Uni. I take it they'll all use the World Cup to "debate" independence and anti-English feelings all over again.

Spot on, how did you guess? There have been a few semi serious letters this week, mostly from English fans just wishing to support their team in peace without open hostility from the natives.

 

[me123]

I always love the serious letters. They don't quite realise that no-one else is taking it as seriously as they are!

 

[Vulcan]

I'm glad some of those flags say 'England' acorss them, I'd have no idea whose flag it was if they didn't ....:roll:

 

[Mojo]

It's a good time to buy a house. You can tell how much of a Chav area it is by the number of Ingerlund flags flying from houses.