DaleCooper
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Even by your standards thats painful.
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Oh, do stop crowing you lot...
Off topic, neither chickens nor crows are seabirds. Instead of ducking the question swallow your pride and let's have no moor hen pictiures.
Even by your standards thats painful.
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Oh, do stop crowing you lot...
Neither are gulls for that matter.Off topic, neither chickens nor crows are seabirds.
As punishment you must come up with six appropriate seabird puns or double entendres.
Be thankful you aren't up here. Our seagulls look like they would pull a knife on you to get your chips...Went to the pub tonight and ate our dinner outside in the garden. The seagulls were being a bit agro. They ransacked the table next to us for scraps after the people had left and then slowly turned around and stared at us with menace in their eyes.
I've got to say that it made me feel a bit uncomfortable. The barmaid told us to be wary of them as they've been known to fly in and snatch food from people while they've been eating. It wasn't the most relaxing meal...
My bugbear tonight is the insect population (pun was unintentional). The temperature has dropped a little bit, and I've got a nice gentle breeze wafting through the house, but it's bringing in lots of visitors, including a wasp.
Spiders are fine (I know, technically not insects), as is just about anything else, but my irrational hatred for wasps kicked in and there was a five-minute frenzy while I ensured its disposal.
Be thankful you aren't up here. Our seagulls look like they would pull a knife on you to get your chips...
That's interesting you say that Gus because we don't seem to have had many wasps this year and I was thinking about starting a society for the protection of them called 'Wasps Are Nice Kind Entirely Reasonable Sweathearts' to try and get public attitudes to change about them.
I mean I almost miss them actually. Have they all gone up to you?
I've not seen many around either. On reflection, I'm not even 100% certain it was a wasp. If it was, and no-one has seen any recently, could I possibly have wiped out the last one?
How is your society going. Is it being set up as a mutual organisation?![]()
That's interesting you say that Gus because we don't seem to have had many wasps this year and I was thinking about starting a society for the protection of them called 'Wasps Are Nice Kind Entirely Reasonable Sweathearts' to try and get public attitudes to change about them.
I mean I almost miss them actually. Have they all gone up to you?
Some amazing lightening flashing about in the distance tonight. Very atmospheric, it's been going on since lunchtime. I love it. Hopefully there'll be some flashing and banging tonight (over to you there Dale).
My bugbear tonight is the insect population (pun was unintentional). The temperature has dropped a little bit, and I've got a nice gentle breeze wafting through the house, but it's bringing in lots of visitors, including a wasp.
Spiders are fine (I know, technically not insects), as is just about anything else, but my irrational hatred for wasps kicked in and there was a five-minute frenzy while I ensured its disposal.
I was disturbed by the lightning as well. A loud discharge caused me to toss in bed, it's usually the other way around.
Sometimes this stuff just seems to flow from you.
That's what happens as you get older.Most of the time it just dribbles.
This morning the Google homepage is wishing me "Happy Birthday" - it's not my birthday.
Hmm... maybe someone broke in last night and signed in on your computer.This morning the Google homepage is wishing me "Happy Birthday" - it's not my birthday.
Hmm... maybe someone broke in last night and signed in on your computer.
The doodle is for Marshall McLuhan's 106th Birthday.
You're not seeing the same doodle, mine is personalised and says "Happy Birthday DaleCooper".
Ah nice. Happy Birthday Dale.
Is it a big one?
It's not my birthday! See #1160
Does it hurt when you stir the tea with it?