Random thoughts

[DaleCooper]

My finger's better; thanks for asking. The super glue did the trick.

 

[najaB]

Here's a question for those who like a good cup of coffee...

Caffe Nero, Costa Coffee or Starbucks Coffee?

Of the three, Costa. As for other, nothing beats Jamaican Blue Mountain brewed at home.

 

[ExRes]

My finger's better; thanks for asking. The super glue did the trick.

Excellent news, I shall sleep more easily tonight. The super glue though, I hope you didn't put your finger anywhere potentially embarrassing before the glue set fully

 

[DaleCooper]

I hope you didn't put your finger anywhere potentially embarrassing before the glue set fully

Don't worry I was nowhere near the Conservative Club.

 

[backontrack]

Ooh buuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrn.

 

[ExRes]

Ooh buuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrn.

That's sort of turn left just after the Trossachs if I remember correctly

 

[GusB]

I get a burn in the left Trossach occasionally. I suppose I should seek medical advice.

 

[ExRes]

I get a burn in the left Trossach occasionally. I suppose I should seek medical advice.

I'd suggest that the starting point is for you to stop walking through the heather without underpants on, although I do realise the local newspaper may have printed an over exaggerated account

 

[DaleCooper]

I get a burn in the left Trossach occasionally. I suppose I should seek medical advice.

A small stream shouldn't need medical attention, it's probably just splashback.

 

[Cowley]

A small stream shouldn't need medical attention, it's probably just splashback.

How's your finger?

 

[DaleCooper]

How's your finger?

See below...

My finger's better; thanks for asking. The super glue did the trick.

 

[Cowley]

Oh that's good then.

 

[ExRes]

I get a burn in the left Trossach occasionally. I suppose I should seek medical advice.

I hope you don't mind me asking but I notice you are located in Scotland and that you go by the name of Gus, could you be Angus, daughter of MacAdder, the most dangerous man to ever wear a skirt in Europe?

 

[Cowley]

It's about time we had another finger update.

 

[DaleCooper]

It's about time we had another finger update.

On behalf of the finger (which is deeply touched by your concern) I can report it is fully recovered and eager to resume its usual function when a suitable cadaver becomes available.

 

[Cowley]

On behalf of the finger (which is deeply touched by your concern) I can report it is fully recovered and eager to resume its usual function when a suitable cadaver becomes available.

Well that's real good.

 

[ExRes]

Well that's real good.

Would you still say that if you were the cadaver?

 

[DaleCooper]

Would you still say that if you were the cadaver?

I've never known a cadaver complain so I assume they find it a pleasant experience.

 

[Cowley]

I'm trying to think of something to say involving fingers but most of them would result in the inevitable ban.

 

[DaleCooper]

I'm trying to think of something to say involving fingers but most of them would result in the inevitable ban.

What about "I love the taste of fish fingers"?... oh, perhaps not.

 

[Cowley]

Don't ever say that again.

 

[ExRes]

"More tea Vicar and would you take a chocolate finger?"

 

[Cowley]

Can you still get Cadburys fudge bars?

 

[RichmondCommu]

Here's a random thought; my wife tells me that feminism is the way forward and yet I'm the one who washes her car.

 

[DaleCooper]

Here's a random thought; my wife tells me that feminism is the way forward and yet I'm the one who washes her car.

It looks like you've proved her right.

 

[RichmondCommu]

It looks like you've proved her right.

Hmm perhaps.

Here's another one; why my wife decides to iron socks is beyond me. We split the ironing 50 / 50 but I refuse to iron socks! Not only that but my wife insists on ironing my boxer shorts. Just like a blunt pencil, pointless!

 

[RichmondCommu]

I'm trying to think of something to say involving fingers but most of them would result in the inevitable ban.

I was once on very friendly terms with a girl who mistook the indicator stick on a mk 2 Fiesta for something else. At least I think it was that but on the other hand it may have been the windscreen wiper stick. Either way I managed to take the credit

 

[DaleCooper]

I was once on very friendly terms with a girl who mistook the indicator stick on a mk 2 Fiesta for something else. At least I think it was that but on the other hand it may have been the windscreen wiper stick. Either way I managed to take the credit

It's easy to tell the difference between the indicator and wiper stalks; with the first you get a quick flash, with the second you get a clear view.

 

[Cowley]

Hmm perhaps.

Here's another one; why my wife decides to iron socks is beyond me. We split the ironing 50 / 50 but I refuse to iron socks! Not only that but my wife insists on ironing my boxer shorts. Just like a blunt pencil, pointless!

I must admit I haven't got a lifestyle that involves ironing. The only time I need anything ironed is when there's a wedding or a funeral.
There's not much call for crisp socks in the decorating game either.
I don't know if I've got any socks without paint on them somewhere, because I quite often take my shoes off when I'm painting in someone's house because it's more comfortable.

 

[DaleCooper]

Hmm perhaps.

Here's another one; why my wife decides to iron socks is beyond me. We split the ironing 50 / 50 but I refuse to iron socks! Not only that but my wife insists on ironing my boxer shorts. Just like a blunt pencil, pointless!

The only iron you'll ever need is a soldering iron.