Welcome the Leys and their Dracula-loving son Bram
Here are Mr & Mrs Dale and their sons Kirk, Kelvin and Colin
A-ha, look it's Mr & Mrs Eagle and their son Glen
A little late, but here comes the Hill family, with little Lawrence, brothers Beckenham and Gordon, and their glamourous Belles, Bex , Jordan, Mary and Daisy. Phew, what a Corker!
I'm surprised they came with their great grand parents, they are beginning to look their age, take that Old Hill for example.
And the Scottish contingent of the Atholl family also arrived late, with their honest politician, Blair, and from neighbouring Lochalsh, brother Kyle.
I see there's a table reserved for the Bay family too, though they haven't arrived yet. That will be Norman, Thorpe and, of course, Pevensey and their little girls, the Wemyss's
Oh look! There's a group of 3 Barry's propping up the Bar - leaving Mrs. Island, Mrs. Docks and Mrs Links to chat amongst themselves, Rhondda, Cynon and Taff.
Now, would you put your hands together for that well known bard who's stepping up to the podium to entertain us with some good Welsh tales, Mawddach. I expect he'll have some Morefascinating stories to tell us, in that deep Welsh voice, and what a very Pleasingtone it is too.
Is that a cat hiding under the sideboard, liking his lips waiting for any leftovers? Could it be that well fed cat, Barnoldswick? I wonder if it came in from the Wood's house next door. They have quite a few Pets.
The whole event reminds me of the annual Traffic Management awards ceremony in the adjoining suite, when the Road and Street families have got together for a p*** up after their meal. Dingle, Eccles, Haydon, Blake and some other Broad from Oulton, oh and that other Turkey - what's his name?
There's some titled people in that group too, a Duke, a Cannon and I do believe that that is the Queen.
Now they've been joined by son Lea who now lives in Gainsborough and brother Leyton who's now in the Midlands.
Even the normally quiet Lane family have joined in, with their son Dean, and if they can drag him up to the Barr, his partner Perry.
