When on a ballst turn at Leeds, we had to stop all the junctions from Leeds City upto Ardsely tunnel as we had to propell along the main line to the tunnel.
All the juctions were stopped waiting for us to shove the train out of the station .
One of the crew decided he wanted to use the bog in the mess room at Leeds.
He got off the train and did what he had to do.
The inspector asked him if he would throw out a Guard s Parcel, to which he replied;
" If Sir Robert Read craps in a bog, so do I, and the only parcel I get is one at Christmas. "
The job was stopped for 20 mins and nothing came of it.
If you have to go , you gotta go, and sod the clock.