Odd station signs

[Fearless]

announcement years ago on a GNER service to Aberdeen north of Newcastle/Scottish border.
"Welcome back to God's own country"

Travelling via Wales? :P

Onboard announcement on an Edinburgh-KX train, from the buffet steward (obviously fancied himself as a comedian and was practising his routines with us passengers): "Hot and cold snacks, sandwiches, all untouched by human hands - the chef's a Welshman"