I was surprised to hear a description of "a northern town" being presented to make a point while I was in the Supreme Court last week.
The argument concerned the tort of Nuisance, and whether a person can come to live in a place where the traditional noises of the place disturb them and then take action in Law to have the noise of those traditions stopped.
I think that all the Law Lords on that occasion were Southerners.
One Counsel referred to Lord Denning's famous 1977 remarks on the subject when a newcomer complained about that most English of pastimes, the noise of cricket balls hit by willow bats : "In Summertime, village Cricket is the delight of everyone. Nearly every village has its own cricket field where the young men play and the old men watch." *.
In that case, an injuction had been granted against the Cricket Club to stop the nuisance after a new home was built right next to the cricket ground and the newcomers couldn't stand the noise of the balls being hit, so they had the cricket stopped.
To refute that position, Counsel for the residents asked the court to imagine "a northern mill town". A town whose mills are belching smoke and fumes everywhere and with clanging machines that are heard throught the town, and where the mills provide the lifeblood of the community, support the community with work and income, even the reason for the community to be there.
I guessed he hadn't been to any "northern mill towns" in the last 50 years, then. Though, he probably had read Dickens' "Hard Times".
If he'd made a visit to 'the mill' in Skipton, for example, he would have found himself in the very smart new Council Offices. Very calm and quiet they are, too.
I looked round the Court to see if anyone else was as shocked as I was at this fanciful description of "the north", but no-one acknowledged my bemused stare.
Isn't it odd to be so mistaken about so much of one's own country?
[ * It's ironic that Denning's speech about village Cricket was actually about a village in a northern town, Lintz, in that former mining stronghold - County Durham ]