Network Rail ranked as more evil than Al-Qaeda

[90sWereBetter]

AL-QAEDA chiefs admit they have slipped well below ISIS in the world’s evil league table.

The terror group’s slump in form has seen them overtaken by ISIS, Boko Haram, Russia, North Korea and Network Rail.

And while the terror group used to have its pick of promising young radicals, it is increasingly reliant on unpaid interns using it to pad CVs before moving on to lucrative martyrdoms with more prestigious groups.

Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri said: “A drone circled overhead yesterday, carrying a full payload of missiles, but the moment it recognised us it flew off.

“I doubt we’ll even get invited to Kim Jong-un’s birthday this year.”

One Al-Qaeda intern said: “I spend the day cold-calling, asking people if they’d be interested in some terror. People are polite but they’ve always got their evil needs covered by another provider.

“I wish I’d taken that traineeship with British Gas.”

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[Kernowfem]

Ah, the hilarious satirical daily mash. Disappointed in the lack of Proffesor Brubakers opinion in this one

 

[GrimsbyPacer]

I'd believe it. Have you see the new national timetable.

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

Q.....ISIS, Boko Haram, Russia, North Korea, Network Rail. What is the one that is different than the others in this list?

A.....The RMT union are only threating strike action against Network Rail.....

 

[TheNewNo2]

Gallup did some polling a while back, to see how popular the US Congress was. They found that it was less popular than:

Head lice
Traffic jams
Root canal surgery
Nickelback
Cockroaches
Used car salesmen
Donald Trump
Brussels Sprouts


Intriguingly though it was more popular than the Kardashians, or Communism.

(Source)

 

[Harlan Cage]

is the thread more ridiculess than Daffy Duck?

 

[Busaholic]

This is WORLDWIDE polling? Network Rail's reputation really has taken a battering. LOL.