Nat Ex Anglia Virtual Assistant

[Ascot]

Oooo East Anglia have a virtual assistant

http://www.creativevirtual.com/onerailwaybot/onerailway.exe

(from http://www.nationalexpresseastanglia.com/services/virtual_assistant )

She has attitude

 

[Coxster]

Remember the 'Lingubot' from when they were 'onerailway'?

http://www.coxster.co.uk/stuff/1_Lingubot_TomCairnsTicketToRide.jpg

 

[laseandre]

Do I feel a "stupid questions that you've asked to the NXEA virtual assistant" thread coming on?

And yes, the lingubot was up until just after they rebranded.

EDIT: Added attachment

 

[devon_metro]

Pulled 8)

You asked:

are you busy tonight?
My answer:

Well, I'm busy but never too busy for you

 

[Gizmogle]

I've found her to be crap so far. Just keeps telling me that my language is inappropriate and that

 

[Mojo]

If you're really rude to her she won't talk to you until you apologise.

You asked:

Why?
My answer:

I can't continue conversation with you until you apologise.You asked:

Oh well
My answer:

I can't continue conversation with you until you apologise.You asked:

Don't want to talk anyway
My answer:

I can't continue conversation with you until you apologise.You asked:

Oh, I'm sorry then, I suppose
My answer:

Thanks for understanding that enough is enough. So how can I help you with questions you may have relating to National Express East Anglia?

 

[90019]

You asked:

you're smelly
My answer:

Thanks for your interest in me, but I'd really rather not talk about that sort of thing.

 

[Broken Viking]

Hmm...I've just asked her several questions about the software that runs her (And other technical information) and she kept giving me the "I can't understand you" response every time. :?

Heck...She doesn't even support basic diagnostic commands and requests, so I'd guess that she's currently in alpha mode. :razz:

 

[Techniquest]

Couldn't resist asking it if 43002 will reach Norwich this century. Asked me to look at the information it loaded and whether I'd like to look at timetables. I swear she seemed offended when I said no!

Asking it why Norwich services are so slow was a question she couldn't understand.:roll

 

[Mintona]

WoW

What a stunnah

 

[Coxster]

What a stunnah

Yes - we already know that's the title of your fav ever thread mate

 

[P156KWJ]

I upset her

you asked:
I am about to die

My answer:
Now, really, there's no need for that, is there?

 

[90019]

she's a bit harsh at times!

You asked:

indeed
My answer:

I enjoy talking to everyone about National Express East Anglia but I don't enjoy being abused nor do I like having to respond to comments of a sexual nature. Unless you apologise, I'm afraid I won't engage in conversation with you.

 

[16CSVT2700]

You asked:

You're hot
My answer:

Why don't you ask me something about National Express East Anglia rather than about my appearance?


Spoilsport.

 

[Phoenix]

You asked:
bum

My answer:
Your language is a bit on the rough side.

Man I nearly fell of my chair.
--- old post above --- --- new post below ---
Okay this actually sounds slightly wrong but asked how old she was and she said 2005 soooo

You asked:
So your nearly four years old ?

My answer:
Thanks for your interest in me, but I'd really rather not talk about that sort of thing.

 

[me123]

You asked:
When does the 09.02 train depart from London Liverpool Street?

My answer:
For information on applying for Business Travel, take a look at the contact options on the page I've opened for you.

 

[P156KWJ]

the NR one is better, has a bit of a laugh with you sometimes

 

[Mintona]

the NR one is better, has a bit of a laugh with you sometimes

This one is much better looking though. I definitely would.

 

[me123]

This one is an animation. The other one has a "nice" smile

 

[Gizmogle]

This one is much better looking though. I definitely would.

I've noticed a theme occuring in your recent posts...

 

[Phoenix]

I've noticed a theme occuring in your recent posts...

Yeah your not the only one im starting to get a little worried these posts are starting to sound like my nights out.

 

[Broken Viking]

This one is much better looking though. I definitely would.

I've noticed a theme occuring in your recent posts...

Yeah your not the only one im starting to get a little worried these posts are starting to sound like my nights out.

To be honest, I've got the feeling that when Mintona signed up for this forum, he'd actually set out to find something other than a railway enthusiast board...But poked the wrong search term into Google somehow! hock::razz:

Mintona mate: Making a few assumptions to save having to ask ye questions, I've repeated thy Google search for ye. Insted of looking for Rail UK, did ye actually mean to sign-up to Date UK?

 

[Gizmogle]

Haha, I remember when TC set up "thelovestation.net" to redirect here!
Doesn't work anymore though

 

[me123]

I would like to remind all members of the following rule:

A staff member's decision is always final, and we do not permit the discussion of a decision (whether related to an edited/deleted post or a banned member) in posts, avatars, signatures or in any part of your profile, however, if a considerable suggestion is made by Private Message or by use of the 'Contact Us' page, the forum staff may look at it, and possibly take the comment on board

 

[Ascot]

I would like to remind all members of the following rule:

quality.

 

[Beaker]

I saw it more as a statement rather an a discussion, does that mean I can carry on ?

 

[FusionRail]

Virtual assistant? Is it called Zane Saxton by any chance?

 

[P156KWJ]

is it PRO???

 

[Jordy]

You just can't help but shout PRO every time Zane is mentioned can you, but please try not to, we don't really want all that dragging up again!

This thread has lost its purpose, you can continue your off topic ramblings in Chat (providing you have access)