Mornington Crescent 2

[Jordy]

Waterloo

 

[Mojo]

Now, going with the Bethlehem Rules, I score double and go to Cockfosters.

 

[heart-of-wessex]

then ill take...erm Toms BVE piccadilly line rules and go to arnos grove

i dunno what to do mind, im saying ramdom stations! lol

 

[Mojo]

Whilst boxing you off, I do a figure of 8, bypassing Marylebone, Baker Street and Kings Cross and end up at

Mornington Crescent

 

[1K73]

which is closed for engineering work, so we carry on, using the "Tickle Logic Of Scrotum Clockwise" moveset, we aimlessly arrive at Cockfosters.

 

[evil_hippo]

Adjudication, Humph!

 

[Tom B]

Where's Samantha when you need her ?

 

[Mojo]

She's rearranging her pillows

 

[Tom B]

"I love you Jeremy"
"I've got a headache"

(.mp3 if anyone wants one)

Sudbury Town

 

[Mojo]

Sudbury Suffolk

 

[Tom B]

Taunton

 

[Mojo]

Paddington (Hammersmith & City)

 

[Tom B]

In that case.... Aldgate.

 

[Tom]

A Hammersmith & Teacup / Circle move eh?

Well I must naturally use the next move possilbe on the original line!

Aldgate East

 

[Guinness]

Barking

Not a clue what I'm doing....

 

[Donny Dave]

Not a clue what I'm doing....

I've no clue either.

Erm. Erm...

North Woolwich

 

[Guinness]

Richmond via NLL

 

[Tom]

Not a clue what I'm doing....

I've no clue either.

Erm. Erm...

North Woolwich

That's an invalid move by Brunel's Rules of 1977, we cannot take a mainline train if it has run on LUL's tracks for some part of its journey.

 

[Donny Dave]

Not a clue what I'm doing....

I've no clue either.

Erm. Erm...

North Woolwich

That's an invalid move by Brunel's Rules of 1977, we cannot take a mainline train if it has run on LUL's tracks for some part of its journey.

Okayyyyyyy! I'll try again.

Forest Gate

 

[Tom]

Not a clue what I'm doing....

I've no clue either.

Erm. Erm...

North Woolwich

That's an invalid move by Brunel's Rules of 1977, we cannot take a mainline train if it has run on LUL's tracks for some part of its journey.

Okayyyyyyy! I'll try again.

Forest Gate

Invalid move, subclause 2 of the Davidson rules of 2001. Next move must be LUL from Barking.

 

[Mojo]

Upminster

 

[Donny Dave]

I think I need acopy of the rules :?

 

[evil_hippo]

I think I need acopy of the rules :?

The 2,784 volumes are on their way to you as we speak. Of course, as a purist, I have sent you the Sanskrit as any translations, I strongly believe, affect the meaning.

Not a clue what I'm doing....

I've no clue either.

Erm. Erm...

North Woolwich

That's an invalid move by Brunel's Rules of 1977, we cannot take a mainline train if it has run on LUL's tracks for some part of its journey.

Okayyyyyyy! I'll try again.

Forest Gate

Invalid move, subclause 2 of the Davidson rules of 2001. Next move must be LUL from Barking.

You seem to be talking in a very heretical way; that is claiming that any move requires following an actual route on the tube map. Though this has been attempted to be proved by several mornington crescent scholars it is generally accepted that all moves can transcend the actual lul routes.

 

[Sprinter]

Ok, lets double back on ourselves and go to...West Ham

 

[evil_hippo]

SWISS COTTAGE! SWISS COTTAGE!

 

[1K73]

Hopped off the underground and got a bus move to....

Acton Town

 

[Donny Dave]

A brisk walk later and I arrive at...

Acton Central

 

[evil_hippo]

Victoria Embankment

 

[Mojo]

Quainton Road
YES, it is allowed because the Buddington Convention of 1956 allows the inclusion of stations that were within 24 miles and 2 chains of a junction and were closed in the 76 years and 10 months prior to the date which the convention was published (10 May 1956)

 

[Tom B]

Eeh, 'arroo on t' 'ill

(Edit: whoops, I think that's a Northern Approach )