Bletchleyite
Veteran Member
So, I had an unusual situation where I was going to Scotland for one night and thus had a small enough bag, and thought I'd give Lumo a go from Edinburgh to Kings X.
Very first impressions were basically "this is just an 80x with the seats from the Pendolino refurb in", and yes, it basically is - points for not being Sophias, I guess. Legroom slightly poorer than the Pendolino but I moved to a priority seat (didn't seem to be able to book one, even using Trainsplit) and the socket in a different place but otherwise similar. They had announced to sit only in your booked seat but nothing was said when I was checked. It's noticeable, by the way, that the seats are a bit lower than Sophias which means in the high floor coaches you feel a bit low compared to the windows and in the low floor ones (which I didn't try) it will probably feel more like a Mk3 or 153 or similar with the window very high, one to watch out for with the new Avanti units when they arrive. Lumo's tables are also lower than the Pendolino ones, a bit too low in my book, and slope slightly so stuff falls off. (They're all like that so it wasn't just damage from people doing stuff like sitting kids on them).
That aside, thoughts:
Staff seemed a bit amateurish, though it might be the deliberately "young" personality. Scanning a ticket isn't "amazing", the correct response to scanning a ticket and finding it valid is "thankyou". I guess it's to aim at the young market, but when I was in my teens and twenties anything that aimed at being "down with the kids" was just seen as older people being patronising, and I doubt that has changed. I am a fan of the "steward" operating model though and it's what I'd do if I opened a new IC TOC.
The unit was in a very poor state of repair indeed. At least one table was missing entirely, and the one at my seat was dirty. The seat covers are flat cloth and were mucky in places. The baby changing table in the accessible bog was missing and the space taped up. The end caps from the armrests (where they rotate) were missing in a number of rows, and there was a lot of damage in vestibules where it had clearly been belted with a trolley quite hard. I also found that that whine you get on 80x when on electric was quite pronounced, it seemed a lot worse than most 80x are, and I normally sit in about the same place (priority seat at the first full window in a high floor coach), and there seemed to be more rattles than a typical 80x, my ears were not a fan of this.
Luggage wasn't a major issue because the train was quiet.
Not sure I like the seating layout, they'd be better off with the tables in the same place on both sides so families can get 4 in a row absent a decent number of tables. As it is the "reversal" is at the third (I think) bay in on each side so there aren't many full rows of 4 all facing the same way. Legroom is slightly poorer than Avanti but not awful for a budget service.
Lighting is said to be a warmer colour than other 80x but I didn't really notice. The luggage rack glass is purple which slightly changes it too. I only saw a difference when I stood between it and an LNER unit at Kings X and compared directly. Plus despite the lighting being a *very very slightly* less warm colour, the LNER red seats make the interior have a much warmer feel than Lumo's blue. Talking of the blue the train isn't as insipid as it looks on photos, the blue looks OK in person.
Coffee and a bag of crisps was £4 which is less than I expected. Generic instant though, nothing special.
Other than the luggage policy and the fact that they seem to ignore the potential upsells (e.g. paid seat selection, paying for a bigger bag etc) plus their approach to just cancelling during engineering works I'd probably say not that bad, but for one thing - the clientelle. It seems a low cost service attracts a certain clientelle, and as such there were several people playing rubbish out of their phones for the whole journey with staff making no attempt to ask them to pack it in, and a family sat near me with the woman having a case of body odour so bad that when I got a whiff I felt ill. Is this how Megabus is these days? I think it would have been truly horrible had there been 80-odd people in each coach rather than about 15-20 at most.
All that aside, I'd use it again if I had to and had a suitably small bag, but otherwise I'd put up with the Fainsa Sophia and go with LNER, or even better Avanti given that MKC was my destination. (Main reason I didn't was the Carstairs works). And isn't the ECML just drab once you're past Durham?
5/10 maybe. Ryanair on rails, but without most of their business model, albeit better seats! Main thing that'd put me off is the high likelihood of them cancelling and ignoring the right to re-routeing, causing massive delays, but I hate to think what it'd be like if busy.
Very first impressions were basically "this is just an 80x with the seats from the Pendolino refurb in", and yes, it basically is - points for not being Sophias, I guess. Legroom slightly poorer than the Pendolino but I moved to a priority seat (didn't seem to be able to book one, even using Trainsplit) and the socket in a different place but otherwise similar. They had announced to sit only in your booked seat but nothing was said when I was checked. It's noticeable, by the way, that the seats are a bit lower than Sophias which means in the high floor coaches you feel a bit low compared to the windows and in the low floor ones (which I didn't try) it will probably feel more like a Mk3 or 153 or similar with the window very high, one to watch out for with the new Avanti units when they arrive. Lumo's tables are also lower than the Pendolino ones, a bit too low in my book, and slope slightly so stuff falls off. (They're all like that so it wasn't just damage from people doing stuff like sitting kids on them).
That aside, thoughts:
Staff seemed a bit amateurish, though it might be the deliberately "young" personality. Scanning a ticket isn't "amazing", the correct response to scanning a ticket and finding it valid is "thankyou". I guess it's to aim at the young market, but when I was in my teens and twenties anything that aimed at being "down with the kids" was just seen as older people being patronising, and I doubt that has changed. I am a fan of the "steward" operating model though and it's what I'd do if I opened a new IC TOC.
The unit was in a very poor state of repair indeed. At least one table was missing entirely, and the one at my seat was dirty. The seat covers are flat cloth and were mucky in places. The baby changing table in the accessible bog was missing and the space taped up. The end caps from the armrests (where they rotate) were missing in a number of rows, and there was a lot of damage in vestibules where it had clearly been belted with a trolley quite hard. I also found that that whine you get on 80x when on electric was quite pronounced, it seemed a lot worse than most 80x are, and I normally sit in about the same place (priority seat at the first full window in a high floor coach), and there seemed to be more rattles than a typical 80x, my ears were not a fan of this.
Luggage wasn't a major issue because the train was quiet.
Not sure I like the seating layout, they'd be better off with the tables in the same place on both sides so families can get 4 in a row absent a decent number of tables. As it is the "reversal" is at the third (I think) bay in on each side so there aren't many full rows of 4 all facing the same way. Legroom is slightly poorer than Avanti but not awful for a budget service.
Lighting is said to be a warmer colour than other 80x but I didn't really notice. The luggage rack glass is purple which slightly changes it too. I only saw a difference when I stood between it and an LNER unit at Kings X and compared directly. Plus despite the lighting being a *very very slightly* less warm colour, the LNER red seats make the interior have a much warmer feel than Lumo's blue. Talking of the blue the train isn't as insipid as it looks on photos, the blue looks OK in person.
Coffee and a bag of crisps was £4 which is less than I expected. Generic instant though, nothing special.
Other than the luggage policy and the fact that they seem to ignore the potential upsells (e.g. paid seat selection, paying for a bigger bag etc) plus their approach to just cancelling during engineering works I'd probably say not that bad, but for one thing - the clientelle. It seems a low cost service attracts a certain clientelle, and as such there were several people playing rubbish out of their phones for the whole journey with staff making no attempt to ask them to pack it in, and a family sat near me with the woman having a case of body odour so bad that when I got a whiff I felt ill. Is this how Megabus is these days? I think it would have been truly horrible had there been 80-odd people in each coach rather than about 15-20 at most.
All that aside, I'd use it again if I had to and had a suitably small bag, but otherwise I'd put up with the Fainsa Sophia and go with LNER, or even better Avanti given that MKC was my destination. (Main reason I didn't was the Carstairs works). And isn't the ECML just drab once you're past Durham?
5/10 maybe. Ryanair on rails, but without most of their business model, albeit better seats! Main thing that'd put me off is the high likelihood of them cancelling and ignoring the right to re-routeing, causing massive delays, but I hate to think what it'd be like if busy.
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