LTI does a live review of an iet

[LOL The Irony]

This is a live review of an iet. I'm on the 08:30 Manchester Piccadilly to Newcastle TPE service. Let's go (or not, we've not left yet)

 

[LOL The Irony]

We departed 5 minutes late. In other news, my cider is insulting me for drinking it so early in the morning. I may be a skollie, but you're a doos.

 

[LOL The Irony]

The fainsa sohpia is flawless in every single way and I have nothing to fault with it.

 

[LOL The Irony]

I have a really funny joke.


Shinkansen technology.

 

[LOL The Irony]

I will now bring you a short review of the ride quality, sponsored by The Hues Corporation;

So I'd like to know where you got the notion...

 

[LOL The Irony]

That was the most uninteresting ride through standedge I've ever had.

 

[LOL The Irony]

Business idea: Siemens.

 

[LOL The Irony]

Can hitachi disown these like they did with the magic wand?

 

[LOL The Irony]

At least Englewood is making this ride *SLIGHTLY* more bearable.

 

[LOL The Irony]

Look, it's Leeds! Just a little longer on this identikit pile of

 

[LOL The Irony]

Closing thoughts:

I'm not trying to be ha ha funny anymore, they're terrible, genuinely awful trains from people who should've known better. I'm getting the Huddersfield stopper or the Redcar next time.

 

[BeccaOnATrain]

I got the same train. First class upgrade and a coffee. The tables in first on them are massive at least!