After the picture of cows at Hever Station a few weeks ago, BBC are now reporting llamas on the line near Hildenborough.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-kent-39816674
So the South Eastern spokeperson has a sense of humour at least.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-kent-39816674
Trains have been delayed after around seven llamas were spotted on the track near Hildenborough.
The last sighting was at 8.36am and the trains were slowed as a precaution, but are now running as normal.
Network Rail warned us this morning that 6-8 llamas were seen near the line around Hildenborough were not sure how they got there or where they were going, but we can assume they werent trying to catch the train."
So the South Eastern spokeperson has a sense of humour at least.