Job Vacancy

[The Snap]

Position Name:

Senior Vegetationalisticalities Expert

Based at:

Doncaster, Platforms 3 and 6

Key Roles:

- Standing at the end of these platforms and flailing at all Class 67s that pass through

- Taking down all numbers of all freight wagons which pass through the station

- Being able to recite the names of all Virgin Pendolino Class 390s in correspondence to their numbers

- Flailing uncontrollably and screaming at all pacers and sprinters

- Waving at all Class 321s and shouting "Buzzzzzzz"

Employer:

StoatRail Ltd








:-P

 

[Mushroom]

Are you sir, by any chance bored?

 

[mbonwick]

I am indeed, bored.

 

[me123]

But you wouldn't get many pendos or 321s at Donny

 

[Coxster]

or 321s at Donny

Leeds to Doncaster services?

 

[1D53]

Yes, 321's only visit about 15 times during the day......

(Only 3 units mind).

 

[Ben]

Whats the pay for this exciting job?

 

[me123]

Leeds to Doncaster services?

Yes, 321's only visit about 15 times during the day......

Oh... Well, I live in Scotland, home of the 334s!

 

[Nym]

That are FRENCH! designed by an italian and built in the midlands by comunists, yes, very scottish units

 

[Respite]

Strewth I thought our 175's were ugly pieces of poo but they really up the ante dont they! hock:

 

[Nym]

Strewth I thought our 175's were ugly pieces of poo but they really up the ante dont they! hock:

At least the 175's sound good when what I'm sure is you flooring it on all engines with a blowing turbo on what I think is unit 175 104, screams quite a bit

When you're only going into the G Loop at Manc Picc

 

[The Snap]

Are you sir, by any chance bored?

Yes

Whats the pay for this exciting job?

£15,000 per annum, with additional rewards and bonuses for getting Class 142 drivers to sound their horn


:razz:

 

[thefab444]

My application is in the post.

 

[Nym]

*applies if he can jump around when a HST screams through the middle at 110

 

[P156KWJ]

I'm at donkey next thursday

 

[laseandre]

Aren't teh 334s related to the 175s?

 

[Nym]

Cordia is related to whatever the're called, Juniper yes...
--- old post above --- --- new post below ---
Both made by Alstom, some under contract of Bombarder

 

[me123]

Aren't teh 334s related to the 175s?

Yeah. 334s, 458s and 460s are Junipers, and I think Coradias are sort of a diesel version (although they are completely different aesthetically).

 

[Nym]

Diferent bodyshels, similar underneath and computery, The pindos actualy have the same computers as the Aldentés

 

[laseandre]

Hmmm... pasta al dente.

 

[Nym]

meaning Not Finished if I'm remembering right

 

[will1337]

I thought it meant overcooked?

 

[Nym]

I thought it ment undercooked

 

[laseandre]

Yes, slightly undercooked, to give a soft but springy texture. (Source: Hospitality lecturer (Clydebank College)).

 

[Nym]

Sounds like the 180s, not quite finished

 

[332 > 444]

Sounds of 180s are great, too bad they are leaving my Paddington end.

 

[me123]

I thought it ment undercooked

:neutral:nope, Al Dente mean "To the Bite". Basically, it has a texture and isn't just a mess of overcooked flumpy pasta.