Internet pornography

[Deerfold]

Or in the case of Arsene Wenger, one man, no cup.

lol.
I've heard vague things about the original and quite deliberately not gone looking for it.

 

[Ivo]

indeed, some of the stuff I've seen I cannot understand how they appear grateful with some of the stuff in their mouths and other places! I'll never eat chocolate Ice Cream after a famous video involving two girls and a cup was shown to me, disgusting! :cry:

Never seen that and never intend to; I don't like chocolate ice cream anyway. But I have seen several reaction videos including one by the lesbian I live with (I would like to it but it wouldn't be appropriate), and she had a plastic bag and everything in case she threw up! And then it restarted for no apparent reason! She was not amused. I've also seen one of an elderly lady being shown it by her (grand?)son, and she kept screaming "Oh God!" every few seconds.

Or in the case of Arsene Wenger, one man, no cup.

 

[SS4]

.I've also seen one of an elderly lady being shown it by her (grand?)son, and she kept screaming "Oh God!" every few seconds.

You are talking about two girls, one cup?
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Or in the case of Arsene Wenger, one man, no cup.

couldn't have happened to a nicer man. The only time my dislike was of Birmingham was temporarily suspended

 

[Ivo]

You are talking about two girls, one cup?

I wish I wasn't

The sad thing is, I can sit through things like Saw without any trouble at all (compare said housemate in my last post in this thread, who gets scared easily; compare to her our Chilean housemate who gets scared when she answers the door...!), but as soon as something to do with "personal" body parts comes on, that's it. I can't cope...

 

[Anon Mouse]

I wish I wasn't

That has got to be one of the worst things I have ever seen.....well until the guy that showed me it showed me the other similar things on his phone.......totally vile, cannot understand what kind of person gets off on that kind of thing!

 

[MCR247]

lol.
I've heard vague things about the original and quite deliberately not gone looking for it.

Never seen that and never intend to; I don't like chocolate ice cream anyway. But I have seen several reaction videos including one by the lesbian I live with (I would like to it but it wouldn't be appropriate), and she had a plastic bag and everything in case she threw up! And then it restarted for no apparent reason! She was not amused. I've also seen one of an elderly lady being shown it by her (grand?)son, and she kept screaming "Oh God!" every few seconds.

You are talking about two girls, one cup?

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I was gagging while watching. Wish I'd never seen it....

 

[SS4]

I did hear about it but made a concious decision to avoid it at all costs - a good decision by the sounds of it (although my quote to Ivo was also designed to be cheap innuendo )

 

[HST Power]

Or in the case of Arsene Wenger, one man, no cup.

I'm still absolutely livid about the Bolton game! I'm starting to think Arsene's had his time, but I don't follow football that seriously. I only know the scores if I see the teletext!

 

[43021HST]

Surprised no-one's mentioned that old Flake advert yet.

Thats cos some of us find it a bit creepy. The Bank Holiday is useful I'm gonna try and do a straight porn marathon, and maybe think about Kate Middleton undressed.

 

[MidnightFlyer]

Thats cos some of us find it a bit creepy. The Bank Holiday is useful I'm gonna try and do a straight porn marathon, and maybe think about Kate Middleton undressed.

I will too - the only thing is is that snooker is my porn. Kate Middleton is fit though

 

[43021HST]

I will too - the only thing is is that snooker is my porn. Kate Middleton is fit though

I may also squeeze in some Valenta thrash videos as well whoooooorgh, listen to it give some. Its the only good thing the royal wedding is good for is to give yourself some 'me' time.

 

[HST Power]

I will too - the only thing is is that snooker is my porn.

I can think of about five hundred different puns for what you've just said, but there's no way they are appropriate for a railway forum!

 

[OxtedL]

This thread is another one that has had me sitting here shaking my head - woah! Did I spot Big Bang vs Creationism in there somewhere ?! :roll:
Perving over Kate Middleton may have taken it to all new lows ...

 

[Hydro]

Did I spot Big Bang vs Creationism in there somewhere ?! :roll:

Big Bang was a decent porno, but I've not heard of Creationism...?

 

[OxtedL]

Big Bang was a decent porno, but I've not heard of Creationism...?

Oh Christ, what have I done...

Try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_and_Eve

 

[Hydro]

Now Adam and Eve was a class grumble flick.


(tongue in cheek)*



*pun intended.

 

[EM2]

...and maybe think about Kate Middleton undressed.

Philippa's better looking

 

[43021HST]

Philippa's better looking

With photoshop I'm surprised if someone hasnt made a line up of sexy royals. You could even do one for the men with a 'vintage fetish' with pictures of the queen etc. ummm leather. We need to find as many uses for the royals cos currantly there useless.

 

[HST Power]

With photoshop I'm surprised if someone hasnt made a line up of sexy royals. You could even do one for the men with a 'vintage fetish' with pictures of the queen etc. ummm leather. We need to find as many uses for the royals cos currantly there useless.

What has happened to this thread?

Though I agree, we have to do something with the Royals. The problem is, what possibly can we do?

 

[SouthEastern-465]

With photoshop I'm surprised if someone hasnt made a line up of sexy royals. You could even do one for the men with a 'vintage fetish' with pictures of the queen etc. ummm leather. We need to find as many uses for the royals cos currantly there useless.

Someones coming out of the closet about what they like...

 

[Oswyntail]

.... We need to find as many uses for the royals cos currantly there useless.

There speaks someone with a complete understanding of their contribution to the UK. :roll:

 

[90019]

There speaks someone with a complete understanding of their contribution to the UK. :roll:

Don't bother.
We've had this before and he won't change his opinion.

 

[Minilad]

There speaks someone with a complete understanding of their contribution to the UK. :roll:

Which is what exactly. And before you mention trade or tourism I would like to know where you get accurate figures for their contribution from

 

[OxtedL]

Which is what exactly. And before you mention trade or tourism I would like to know where you get accurate figures for their contribution from

You may have missed the point of this thread.

I normally agree, but days like today mean something special. The royal family define Britain to the world, and like it or not are therefore part of our national identity.

However, before this thread deteriorates into a royal-bashing thread, I suggest we quickly glance back up the thread to some of the other (frankly outrageous) things that have been said!

 

[yorksrob]

Which is what exactly. And before you mention trade or tourism I would like to know where you get accurate figures for their contribution from

Simple, they're not politicians

 

[Anon Mouse]

Someones coming out of the closet about what they like...

cant beat a bit of leather....and boots, basques and whips! lol
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From Porn's pro's and con's to Religion's pro's and con's and Sectarianisim to Royal family leather fetishists this thread has had it all, quality reading!

 

[185]

I thought someone as short as Mr Mouse would prefer Snow White does the Seven Dw... err whoopsy

 

[Anon Mouse]

I thought someone as short as Mr Mouse would prefer Snow White does the Seven Dw... err whoopsy

and it decends deep into the gutter!

so have we decided if porn is good or bad then?

 

[HST Power]

so have we decided if porn is good or bad then?

I think the total disintegration of this thread gives us that answer!

 

[Anon Mouse]

I think the total disintegration of this thread gives us that answer!

Yay! Porn is good and most people think its cool and watch a lot of it!