A box (1), plastic (2), on the floor (3), full of water (4), under a leaky roof (5)... of course it's not there to catch the leak, it's there as a handy coat holder! (6 & 7)
1. It was indeed a box and not a bucket - glad that's finally cleared up!
2. How is the material from which it was made relevant to anything?
3. Yes, it was on the floor, but was alongside boxes full of equipment too.
4. It was definately
NOT full at the time. Just had a little bit in the bottom.
5. It was not clear that the roof was leaky as there was no water really visible.
6. It was actually a black fleece - not a coat as you stated in your post.
7. It was
not an accident - it was acually a planned comedy incident from the outset.
....and in my defence I was what, 15 at the time? Just a little boy
*hopes somebody will believe him*