Today me and Mark [Ascot] went on some green trains 
and it was fun and stuff! We also saw some red trains, and I (unfortunately) had to go on some. Oh, and we saw TWO super tranny trains! Maroon, with gold and big white swooshes on them! Wow!
When we arrived at Nuneaton, Mark walked straight over to the town map, looking for the nearest superstore, which was apparently "a mission away". I saw a massive Asda right next to us and Mark wouldn't stop looking at the map! I had to poke him!
Then Mark got food all over himself, because he's incapable of eating like an adult. :-P We spent the next hour or so on a green train laughing at ginger people, as you do.
Once we got off the train at Stourbridge Town, we needed to wee, so we went to the toilets outside the station, which were really stained and smelly, and owned by some company called "Centro". Yuck.
So, once we FINALLY got back into central Birmingham, we decided to get off the green train, to catch a little orange bus to the next station. On the way up to the little orange bus stop, Mark [the escalator demotivator] managed to hit the emergency stop button on the escalator and really annoy everyone on the escalator with big loads of luggage. The escalator didn't stop straight away, so when it had finally stopped, I was right next to the big red button, and it looked like it was my fault
, but on the way out, some nice man told Mark "well done", because he had always wanted to press the big red buttons since he was a little kid. Which made it all worth it.
After over 5 minutes of waiting for Mark's fantastic idea, the little orange bus, it finally came...and then went in lots of circles around Brimingham, until we got to the right station. Then, because Mark made us miss the first train, we thought we'd catch a second train...which because of Mark and his little orange buses, we also missed.
So I caught a short, smelly and rather full red train to Stockport, where I had to run reaaalllly fast, to catch my little blue train home
I got some little bits of train tracks covered that I didn't have before, and it was a good day!
(Don't take this too seriously please!)
and it was fun and stuff! We also saw some red trains, and I (unfortunately) had to go on some. Oh, and we saw TWO super tranny trains! Maroon, with gold and big white swooshes on them! Wow! When we arrived at Nuneaton, Mark walked straight over to the town map, looking for the nearest superstore, which was apparently "a mission away". I saw a massive Asda right next to us and Mark wouldn't stop looking at the map! I had to poke him!
Then Mark got food all over himself, because he's incapable of eating like an adult. :-P We spent the next hour or so on a green train laughing at ginger people, as you do.
Once we got off the train at Stourbridge Town, we needed to wee, so we went to the toilets outside the station, which were really stained and smelly, and owned by some company called "Centro". Yuck.
So, once we FINALLY got back into central Birmingham, we decided to get off the green train, to catch a little orange bus to the next station. On the way up to the little orange bus stop, Mark [the escalator demotivator] managed to hit the emergency stop button on the escalator and really annoy everyone on the escalator with big loads of luggage. The escalator didn't stop straight away, so when it had finally stopped, I was right next to the big red button, and it looked like it was my fault
, but on the way out, some nice man told Mark "well done", because he had always wanted to press the big red buttons since he was a little kid. Which made it all worth it.After over 5 minutes of waiting for Mark's fantastic idea, the little orange bus, it finally came...and then went in lots of circles around Brimingham, until we got to the right station. Then, because Mark made us miss the first train, we thought we'd catch a second train...which because of Mark and his little orange buses, we also missed.
So I caught a short, smelly and rather full red train to Stockport, where I had to run reaaalllly fast, to catch my little blue train home
I got some little bits of train tracks covered that I didn't have before, and it was a good day!
(Don't take this too seriously please!)
