General Knowledge Quiz

[HMS Ark Royal]

Asshole Configuring Module

To ensure all assholes are using the latest software version (Winnets No.2s).

No... This is certainly something either you or backontrack would know

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[DaleCooper]

Asshole Compatibility Module

Checks that assholes will fit the toilet seat

 

[backontrack]

No... This is certainly something either you or backontrack would know

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I think you're a pane short of a Window, mate.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Asshole Compatibility Module

Checks that assholes will fit the toilet seat

No

I think you're a pane short of a Window, mate.

What do you mean/ This is a really funny answer that I would expect you to know

 

[DaleCooper]

Asshole Crapometer Module

Measures the quantity of faeces discharged

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Asshole Crapometer Module

Measures the quantity of faeces discharged

Nope - try again

 

[DaleCooper]

Asshole Contamination Module

Checks for the presence of chocolate logs, brown trout, bum cigars etc.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Asshole Contamination Module

Checks for the presence of chocolate logs, brown trout, bum cigars etc.

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[DaleCooper]

Asshole Cryogenic Module

Freezes the crew's assholes for the duration of the mission

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Asshole Cryogenic Module

Freezes the crew's assholes for the duration of the mission

No...

 

[kevconnor]

Asshole Checking Module, makes sure the Republican Presidential candidate hasnt made it into outer space.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Asshole Checking Module, makes sure the Republican Presidential candidate hasnt made it into outer space.

No.. That would be a question on Top Trumps!

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[DaleCooper]

Asshole Collection Module

For recycling used assholes

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Asshole Collection Module

For recycling used assholes

No - try again

 

[DaleCooper]

Asshole Coordination Module

Ensures only one asshole at a time uses the toilet (prevents logjams) - cosmonauts use the foot against the door technique

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Asshole Coordination Module

Ensures only one asshole at a time uses the toilet (prevents logjams) - cosmonauts use the foot against the door technique

No...

TRY and get it right

 

[backontrack]

As****** Coordination Module

To ensure that asterisks can be replace to form a word - which may or may not be plural.

 

[DaleCooper]

Asshole Companion Module

For lonely assholes - rather like a Tamagotchi
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As****** Coordination Module

To ensure that asterisks can be replace to form a word.

I get "Asterisk"

 

[backontrack]

Aspirin Completion Module

To highlight usage of predictive text.

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I get "Asterisk"

It's not the only word that fits...

Deliberately ambiguous.

 

[Gutfright]

Asshole Caressing Module

Hey, don't judge the astronauts who use it. It gets lonely in space.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

As****** Coordination Module

To ensure that asterisks can be replace to form a word.

Asshole Companion Module

For lonely assholes - rather like a Tamagotchi
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I get "Asterisk"

Aspirin Completion Module

To highlight usage of predictive text.
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It's not the only word that fits...

Deliberately ambiguous.

Asshole Caressing Module

Hey, don't judge the astronauts who use it. It gets lonely in space.

No to all... Watch Space Cowboys when they are training for the mission for the answer

 

[DaleCooper]

I'm 35 minutes into Space Cowboys, haven't got to that bit yet. They've just got Tommy Lee Jones on board.

Asshole Correction Module

Aligns asshole with waste disposal module

 

[Peter Mugridge]

Cleaning.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

I'm 35 minutes into Space Cowboys, haven't got to that bit yet. They've just got Tommy Lee Jones on board.

Asshole Correction Module

Aligns asshole with waste disposal module

I'll be waiting for the answer

Cleaning.

No

 

[Cowley]

Is it asshole cannulation module? Does it actually have module in the title?

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Is it asshole cannulation module? Does it actually have module in the title?

No, but it does have module in the title. For the record, although the name is funny, it has appeared on official NASA reports

 

[backontrack]

Arsehole Correction Module - to make sure that all spellings of a**hole are immediately de-Americanised.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Arsehole Correction Module - to make sure that all spellings of a**hole are immediately de-Americanised.

Nope - try again

 

[ComUtoR]

Anal CCTV Machine

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Anal CCTV Machine

No...

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