I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Why would I think I'm crazy? Well today, Monday the 26th of October, I had a West Mids Daytripper planned...
...Taking the 06:26 in with dad. It'll save mum having to drop me off for 10:04 and I'll be in the zones much earlier. And the crazy part (no, not crazy. I can't be. My mother had me tested). I like getting up early to go out on the bash. So I ran my plans past mum and dad and they were both fine with it so come the morning, I was up at 05:30, getting my bag packed. Unlike when I did my FOSS, I decided not to pack sarnies, as there is no shortage of places in Birmingham to get stuff. So, with everything done, dad and I headed for the car and towards the first train of the day. Today was the day of the Chiltern timetable change and also the day of the Oxford Parkway opening meaning that the Chiltern 170s from TPE should have entered service and the 13:12 to Marylebone should be a unit (what the heck am I saying? It shouldn't be a unit. It should be a loco. But it's booked a unit), with the cat being on the 12:12. Anyway, on with the carts!
Dad had to renew his monthly season ticket today so he kindly bought my single to Snow Hell (for £3.35) while getting that and we both headed up onto the platform, seeing 66568 and 66570 pass at almost the same time before my first train, winner
165027. We got on and got the bay of two up front, so not in the grotty part of the unit (any part except the bits at the very end of the unit, passed the doors) and waited for movement. Sure enough, at 06:24, it began moving and giving us a nice race to Brummingham.
Nothing much to note of the journey except seeing 168322 in Dorridge passenger loop as we passed and Hairball just before Moor Street. As usual, we continued through to Snow Hell and waited there for a couple of minutes before DVT 82301 showed itself. We then waited for the early morning ex Kiddy to leave with Avenger powering it at the back. Hellfire! After that, it was the usual routine in heading to Glasgow, sorry, New York, nope! I mean London. No, damn, I don't! Subway, the sandwich shop, not the transport system. I always get them muddled up. "Hi, do you want to go to the subway just across the pond soon?" "I'd love to, but I think that New York is a bit far for me to go this afternoon.
I've got this platypus to make" (sorry, wrong excuse). "No, the Subway shop just over there" *points over the duck pond*. "Oh, ok. Maybe in a bit. How about Glasgow?"
Anyway, we headed over to Subway and got some breakfast (two mega melts) and headed to dad's work to eat them. I had no plan so just decided to head out at 07:55 and see what was floating around so after saying bye to dad, I wandered down to New Street and got my Daytripper with a Leam add on. The barriers were open; the first time that I've seen that there, so I just headed onto the platforms and up onto Navigation Street footbridge, the best one for viewing. I was stood watching a 170 with a 153 arrive and the number of the 170 immediately caught my eye. 170508! My penultimate LM one for haulage! I immedietly ran over to the platform that it was arriving on and ran to the A end of the platforms to see what it was forming next. 'Empty to depot'. Rats! That's one that I won't be getting today then. I plodded back up to the footbridge and taken a look at the departure board. It told me that there was an 08:15 to Edinburgh (nothing that I didn't already know but it did a good job at reminding me) due so I went to look at what was forming that. Upon seeing that it was winner
390117, I just had to take it so I got on board and plonked myself in a seat in coach B, seeing the 08:12 to Plymouth leave before us. Always good to start the morning with two gherkins, two cats and a tram set, 43207 and 43303 in this case. Anyway, 117 started moving and it was time for me to decide where to head to. I wasn't really in the mood to get attacked by wolfs this morning, or football players for that matter so Wolverhampton was out of the game, leaving me with one option. The good beach that will almost always give you duds. This is the long name for Sandwell and Dudley. I knew that there is a +10 here onto either a dez on starship back to New Street but I've never actually had this service on time. Lets see if today changes that! The answer? No. Dud (told you)
350241 came in 7 minutes late on the 08:34 to Walsall and it was very full. I guess that's what you should expect on a fairly early stopping service from Wolverhampton to Brum in the morning peak. A quick check of RTT showed that there was an ex Liverpool that stopped at Galton Bridge right behind us (as in being delayed by us) so trying my chances for a winner, I leapt off here and waited for about a minute before the 08:41 rolled in with dud
350239 on. Oh well, at least I could get a seat on this one. This was taken through the tunnels to New Street, where I decided to go for another wander after seeing that no winners were out and about, and none due for quite a while. The 08:23 from Leam to Snow Hell and 09:12 back were a 168 and a 172 but I was wondering if the 172 was replaced with a 170 now because they're the same amount of coaches and probably more suitable for the job on the longer distance runs. Only one way to find out!
I decided to stroll over to Snow Hell and take it from there to Moor Street just to get whichever unit was on it. If 321, 324 or 325 appeared then it'd be a winner but if 322 or 329 was on it then it would be a dud because I've had them as TPE units. But, even if 322 or 329 appeared, I wouldn't really mind because both were sub 10 miles. Anyway, I got there, headed down onto platform 2, the one that it'd leave from and was confused for a moment. There were no units there at all. I then heard an announcement saying that passengers wanting the 09:12 to London Marylebone should take the 09:07 to Moor Street, where it would leave from. I did as instructed by Plastic Polly and it was
172342 forming the service to Whitlocks End. The first thing I saw at Moor Street was a white Chiltern unit in platform 3. So it is still a 172 then.
Boring! I was about to turn around and go back to New Street when I heard the announcement 'Platform 2 for the delayed 08:54 Chiltern Railways service to Birmingham Snow Hill'. I turned around and saw a 168 approaching and it had a two coach something on the back. A two coach something in Chiltern silver! A Chiltern 170. The doors didn't unlock on the rear unit, dud 168329, but they did in the front one, 168109. I got on board 109 and took a bay of four. It was surprisingly full for a service that was last stop Snow Hell but I guess some of the commuters on this service had sense. Go forward one station and you'll be leaving Snow Hell at the same time you'd be leaving Moor Street, with the queues at the barriers there. 5 minutes of being sat blocking the through roads at Moor Street could annoy anyone and the moment the guard came over the PA and said that there was a little problem with the train and that we were hopefully going to be moving in the next 10 minutes made everyone on the train rise to there feet and leave here (I don't think anyone stayed on). No way am I waiting ten minutes for 0.75 miles on a dud 168 with a dud 170. The stupid barriers at Moor Street wouldn't accept my ticket so I had to get the gateline staff to let me through and I was on my way back to the bat cave. So much for my time on the Chiltern side of things!
I got back to the bat cave at about 09:25 and immediately scanned the platforms to see what was about. A 170 number in the platform caught my eye. 170510! My penultimate 170! There must be a glitch in the Matrix! Lots of Deja vu here! Anyway, I immediately headed over to the platform (please don't let this bit be deja vu!) and saw that the PIS said that it was meant to form the...
...09:49 to Hereford! Not wanting to miss it, I boarded and got a seat for the short hop to the Uni, leaving on time. I saw a required dez leave on a service to Walsall not long before we left. Because of this, I formulated a plan in order to get it in later while on the 170.
170510 arrived at the Uni a few minutes late. This meant that I missed the 170 back so
323212 had to do the job on the 10:05. This wasn't taken to where you'd expect as I decided to go for a shack score in order to get the winner dez back. So this was taken to my first winner shack of the day, Duddeston. A simple island platform here and I didn't wait here for long before winner
350245 appeared, working the 10:22 back to New Street.
When the dez got back to the bat cave I, once again, had no plan. A check of the departure boards showed that there was nothing that I could take that would likely give me a winner so I had three choices.
Number 1. Get a really numb neck after beheading myself because of a really long wait at New Street for a winner.
Number 2. Get a really numb backside by going for some Midland Metro trams with their really uncomfortable seats.
Number 3. Go to see what cat is working the 10:55 to Marylebone and take it to Solihull.
Guess which one won.
I could hear a cat and I ascended the steps up to the Bullring in order to walk from New Street to Moor Street avoiding the subway. It seems a strange place to see a stray one like that, amongst all of the shoppers, but I didn't have time to say hi to it as I wanted to get across to the other kind of cat, which I could hear as I came down the steps from the Bullring. I still had no idea which one but that all changed when I walked into the lovely concourse of Moor Street. Get in there! Hello again Gingertom! I headed straight through the barriers and got a seat in the rear coach, closest to
68014 to get some mega thrash from the best ever cat. It left bang on time and it was time to decide where to go.
Solihull - It's Gingertom. Don't be stupid. I've got to go further than that!
Warwick Parkway - Come on. I'm not Nathan.
Leamington - Now we're talking!
The journey all the way was fun and, unlike Nathan when he gets the 10:55, I didn't get off at Warwick Parkway for a +17 onto the cat back and instead continued to Leamington for what I thought would be a +3...
...But turned out to be a +1 due to the timetable change. RUN! The cat back arrived at the same time as us so I had to leap on the back coach and walk forward to the front in order to make it. But at least I did and got an extra 6.50 cat miles out of it, unlike Nat when he takes it. Anyway, later on I found out that it was Custard taking me back to Birmingham. I spoke to dad whilst on the train and we arranged to meet for lunch, me heading over to his work after arrival.
68011 arrived at Moor Street right time and without looking back, I headed through the barriers and towards dad's workplace. I gave him a ring when I got there and a few minutes later, he was with me and we were both in the Sainsbury's local opposite his work. Two meal deals were sourced with an extra packet of crisps, both of us going for the one of the special 'Christmas' sarnies (it's freaking October!). Dad had to get to Duddeston for work this afternoon so he'd decided to aim for the 12:27, the plan being that I'd join him on it to eat lunch. We both wandered down to New Street again and it rolled in at the same time that it was meant to leave with a dud dez. I had another thing that I wanted to do today and a perfect opportunity had appeared to do it but it would mean flagging the Walsall train with dad. He said that I should go for the winner and after arranging to meet for coffee and cake later in the day, I headed upstairs and to the TVMs to buy my next ticket. A child 1st class single to Birmingham International, the sole purpose to try out the 1st class lounges at both destinations. It was fairly cheap and after purchasing, I headed straight to the lounge, where a friendly person checked my ticket and let me in. I've only ever been in the Donny 1st class lounge before so this one came as a huge shock and it was brilliant. Comfy seats, a drinks fridge, and little biscuits were just a few of the things that it offered so during my nice wait, I got myself a small bottle of water and a little piece of Rocky Road (and that's just what I remember). All to soon my time was up in the 1st class lounge and I had to descend to the foul part of the station and board winner
390107, on that I'd seen arrive just before Dad's train left. I sat in the 1st class bit (obviously) and a couple of moments after departure a ranting normal came into the coach, really annoyed that she'd got on the wrong train for Leamington. To start, you didn't just get the wrong train, you also got the wrong station and even if you wanted to take a Cross Country rubbish, then all you have to do it get off at International or Coventry and wait there! I came in 1st class for peace and quiet (actually, that isn't entirely true) and do I get it? No! I get a stupid, swearing normal! And no 1st class service on the 10-minute journey! No, not even a drink! I should take this to my MP

.
Anyway, ranting finished. At International, where we arrived about 5 minutes late, I immediately headed onto the other platform to see what the service straight back to New Street was. It was a dud pendo so I flagged it and instead headed up to the lounge here. It's one of the ones that you have to show your ticket to the camera and they buzz you in but after showing my ticket to the camera the lady at the other end of the speaker asked if I had a ticket back. I said no, not pointing out the freaking obvious and saying that it's a single to International so I'm unlikely to have another single back when I can just get a return just to be told that I'm not allowed in if I don't have the ticket back. The VT website says that you can enjoy the lounge up to one hour after travelling. I said this just to be told that without and adult I wasn't allowed in. Stuff that then. I walked back to the platforms and just decided to take the next thing out that isn't a 22x and was annoyed to see what it was.
323207. I got a seat and heard that it is all shacks except Marston Green so I wasn't expecting much of a run. But at speed, even the LM Starships can do well, sounding pretty good too. Still, after a less than successful trip to International, I was back at New Street. I had decided that it was time to do some trams so went to check what was on the 13:25, to Holyhead, which was delayed by about 10 minutes. Winner 158818 was on it! Get in there! I got a seat on board and waited for departure. And waited. And waited...
...To hear the guard coming over the PA and saying that there was a problem with the line ahead and that we couldn't continue until it was fixed after being checked over. Is it me or does this seem to be happening a lot to me today? With no idea how long it would take to fix, I scrapped the idea of the 158s (I had to add the words 'idea of' so it didn't sound like I was introducing them to a place called Rotherham. Not that I'd object to them being scrapped!) and just walked over to Snow Hell and got on the first thing towards Jewellery Quarter, the 14:03 formed of
172333. Why not just go on the trams from Snow Hell? Well, because of the work that extends the Midland Metro to Bull Street (and probably half a millennia later, New Street), Snow Hell tram stop is closed with trams currently terminating at St Pauls before Bull Street opens. Because of this, I had to go out to either Jewellery Quarter or The Hawthorns, the former of which was picked.
Winner tram
35 was the first one up, heading to St Pauls, so I decided to take that for the winner shack. The turnaround time at St Pauls was about the same amount of time as it would take the tram to have got from Wolverhampton to Brum in the first place but in the end we were moving again. A winner crossover was scored between St Pauls and Jewellery Quarter so we were back on the left hand rails for the journey to The Hawthorns. I had noticed that the one following 35 to Wolves would also be required so after a short wait, winner
30 arrived to take me to Trinity Way. A quick change of platforms gave me winner
24 back to Kenrick Park, where another platform change put winner
31 on back out to Trinity Way. From here, dud
33 was taken back to The Hawthorns and it ended the little Midland Metro bash that I ha, mostly because as 33 was arriving, a 172 was arriving so a mad dash got me onto what I thought was a pair of 172/2s but actually turned out to be
172222 and
172338, the latter of which was currently working as a two car. This pairing was on the 14:47 from The Hawthorns and I was just on it for the short ride to Moor Street, where a phone call was made to dad to ask what the plans were. He was now back at the office but had lots of work to get done so probably couldn't leave until about half past three so there wouldn't be time to head to the usual coffee shop that we go to. Because of this, I just walked across to New Street again and got a creamy cooler from Costa (no prizes for guessing which one), which I drank in the concourse. After finishing that, I looked around the concourse for a recycling bin but couldn't find one at all! Typical modern station! Instead, a member of station staff at the barriers was approached and I asked him where a recycling bin was to hear that there weren't any bins, let alone recycling bins in the area! He said to leave the now empty creamy cooler with him so I did, getting through the barriers at the same time. It was now about quarter past three so, with time to spare, I headed back in the 1st class lounge, taking a seat and getting two mini Bakewell tarts and one mini rocky road so dad could try both and I could try the Derbyshire town. After a little chill out time, I decided that it was time to head out and meet dad. A short walk later, I was outside his work for the third time and a few minutes later, he appeared and we both walked to Moor Street together.
The centaury lounge was visited for a piece of white chocolate and raspberry tiffin (the thing we always get when here) and a coffee (for dad. I'm like Sheldon and don't do drugs

) before going and joining the best cat,
68014 on the 15:55 to Marylebone, which had now just changed headcode from 1H69 to 1H62. We got a bay of four in the rear coach and ate the freebies that I'd got at New Street and the brilliant White Choc and Raspberry tiffin while Gingertom gave a brilliant performance at shoving us back to Leam.
All in all, I think it was an excellent day, with a good 45.5 miles from the best cat and 9 winners for haulage (including trams) not including some great company for parts of the day and (exaggeration mode on) a nice little hop in 1st on a Pendo (exaggeration mode off).
Thanks for reading!