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Given the other current epidemic of Avian Influenza I am sure there are a few poultry farmers would find that joke in poor taste
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My favourite joke is:
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75A
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Mine's either Formula 1 or the England Cricket Team.
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How does the Pope pay for his Christmas presents; Papal.
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This was played on BBC Radio 5 Live a little earlier today.
Link is to a spoof horse race commentary of "The Annual Christmas Covid Handicap Hurdle".
Well funny, IMHO. Enjoy!
Link is to a spoof horse race commentary of "The Annual Christmas Covid Handicap Hurdle".
Well funny, IMHO. Enjoy!
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Heard at the pantomime Jack and the Beanstalk. The giants likes to eat small children but his preferred food is on a stick; pensioners!
I was listening to the late Jethro the other day, and this made me laugh.
My friend bought a new car the other day, but had to take it back to the showroom.
"What's wrong with it?" asks the salesman.
"Going uphill, it won't go past 60"
"What's the problem?"
"I live at no. 83!"
My friend bought a new car the other day, but had to take it back to the showroom.
"What's wrong with it?" asks the salesman.
"Going uphill, it won't go past 60"
"What's the problem?"
"I live at no. 83!"
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