The certainty of knowing you have precisely 13 seconds of play left has certainly produced some spectacular moments in American football. Certainly far more than Agueeeeerooooo and the Manchester United treble.
It also has an uncanny habit of exposing your previously well thought of coach as a man who has only a loose grasp of the fundamentals of the sport. In real football we have to wait until the bloke is blaming the ball or his funny accent for their shockingly bad performances. Bromley have offered more attacking threat away to Newcastle in the first half than Arsenal did at home to Newcastle.
The joke doing the rounds the last few weeks was that Newcastle were resting stars in fixtures against Manchester United, Tottingham and Arsenal, who they beat quite convincingly away for an aggregate of score of 6 goals scored and 1 conceded, for the big game, the home fixture against League 2 debutants Bromley.
It's funny because it's true? While not the first team exactly, you'd have to say only three of this Newcastle side (Targett, Almiron, Osasula) aren't currently considered good enough to play serious minutes in the Premier League for Newcastle. Schar and Joelinton are regular starters, Trippier, Kelly, Longstaff and Barnes all start if the player ahead of them is unavailable, or regularly come on as subs to change games. Which leaves Miley......the selection problem evey single Premier League manager would kill for.