deltic1989
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So basically you want a maglev to Chernobyl then??
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So basically you want a maglev to Chernobyl then??
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Xenophon PCDGS
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I respond to your question by stating that the ability to answer questions in a lucid manner can be affected by certain modes of travel over a period of time. You have obviously noticed this in the manner that I made my suggestions to the question posed on this thread. I sincerely doubt that you ever achieve the four conditions of travel that I had stated at the same time on a train journey..
This is how the human condition called BPS affects the reasoning power of the brain after repetitive journeys over a 20 year period of travelling on Class 142 Pacer Units. Research carried out by Russian space-station researchers at the Newton Heath passenger behavioural unit found a similarity in human brain-wave patterns of those astronauts on the space station with that of regular commuters in northern Britain using Class 142 Pacer units. Pavlov on his work on canine behavioual conditions would have been better qualified than I to enter your question.
I will respond to your simile as follows:-
A maglev is to Chernobyl
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A Class 142 Pacer is to Newton Heath
Do you really expect clear and lucid answers at this time of the night?
.You are most probably wondering what the term "BPS" stood for in my reply. It stands for Bouncy Pacer Syndrome:roll:
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Properly working WiFi
Anon Mouse
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free working wi-fi for all
WestCoast
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Fast Free Wi-Fi - unthinkable!
What about a fish tank?
What about a fish tank?
Fish tank on a pendolino! Now I think about it, a fish tank on a pacer!
WestCoast
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Why not just have a carriage aquarium?
That's heading to close the idea having
Think of the poor fishes!
As long as they aren't big enough to hurt Graveley, I'll set up the guidance system for you.
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Even just a way of making long-wave radios work!
60163
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Headphones that come out of the back of the seat in front. You put them on, and can choose a loco/engine noise to listen to, pretending you're behind a 37 instead of a 323 on your local line. somehow, the thing is linked to the actual train's engine so it revs up/slows down accordingly.
Xenophon PCDGS
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I think that, inadvertantly, come across the reasons why the Pacers were invented. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FISH TANKS
SS4
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A Championship carriage for Birmingham City fans
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The problem there would be it's runaway success since number of users and speed are inversely proportional
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The problem there would be it's runaway success since number of users and speed are inversely proportional
Xenophon PCDGS
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Scottish country dancing on routes in Scotland.
Morris dancing on routes in England.
An Eistedffordd on routes in Wales.
Riverdance on routes in Ireland.
Manx cats on whatever routes are still running on the Isle of Man.
COMPULSORY Hollands Meat Pies on Lancashire services.
Scouse served on all Merseyrail services
Black Puddings served on the Bury Metrolink services
Morris dancing on routes in England.
An Eistedffordd on routes in Wales.
Riverdance on routes in Ireland.
Manx cats on whatever routes are still running on the Isle of Man.
COMPULSORY Hollands Meat Pies on Lancashire services.
Scouse served on all Merseyrail services
Black Puddings served on the Bury Metrolink services
Graveley's a very nice little village, I wouldn't want to target it at all, just liberate it from it's border with the S word!
Now, where did I put my missiles....
The Sleeper
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He'll be wanting Cowes on the Isle of Wight next
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