Dear Santa

[SouthEastern-465]

Dear Santa,

Please can you give my girlfriend a brilliant Christmas as she's had a really hard couple of weeks that have got to her with her dad being very ill, and deliver the present I've got her that's cost me an absolutely bomb and hope she loves it!

And for myself could you get me The Bill series 1-6 on dvd along with The Sweeney boxset and I'll be very happy!

P.S can you take away the santa skirt she made me wear when her friends were around because the laughing is biting my ear off!

Regards,

Calum Mclean (SouthEaster-465), 17.

 

[anthony263]

Plot twist: Santa works for Yodel.

Seen santa this week driving buses for New Adventure travel in Pontypridd, seems even old Santa is feeling the effects of the economic problems at the moment

 

[Lrd]

Seen santa this week driving buses for New Adventure travel in Pontypridd, seems even old Santa is feeling the effects of the economic problems at the moment

He's also been moonlighting down here, driving buses for First.

 

[Tomonthetrain]

He's spent the day selling Big Issues in Dudley today

 

[gazthomas]

My wife is having a nightmare trying to work out what I want for Christmas. To be honest a book would do!

So, what have you asked from Santa?

What's hot this year and what's not?

 

[DynamicSpirit]

Dear Santa

Can you please bring a new Prime Minister because the one you arranged nearly 3 years ago turned out to be faulty.

PS. A new Chancellor of the Exchequor too would be great!

DS

 

[SS4]

Some more points for the Villa would be nice too

 

[Tomonthetrain]

Some more points for the Wolves would be nice too

Corrected you there!

 

[Heinz57]

Dear Jolly Ol' St Nick,

Please can you bring me a great girlfriend, with a nice figure, preferably brounette? And I'd also like a 00 gauge HST set fitted with Olivias Sound Valenta chip please.

I deserve these because I've been a very good boy this year. And on those few occasions where I was naughty it was real nice, if you know what I mean

Regards,

Heinz

Aged 22 1/2

 

[ainsworth74]

Dear Santa

Can you please bring a new Prime Minister because the one you arranged nearly 3 years ago turned out to be faulty.

PS. A new Chancellor of the Exchequor too would be great!

PPS If it isn't too much trouble could you also replace basically all of our politicians with some that are interested in what's good for the country and not what will look good in the headlines or for the next election.



As for what I've actually asked 'Santa' for the list includes a couple of book and a dvd. Not too much and nothing particularly exciting.

 

[Qwerty133]

Dear Santa

Please arrange for all of the EMT 153s to be scrapped and if this isn't possible make sure at least 153308 is scrapped also can you get 170397/8 to bhm to lei stoppers more often as it is nice to use a slightly different unit.

Alex 14 years and 362 approx Days

 

[MattRobinson]

Dear Santa,

Please can you arrange for the DVLA to send my driving license back following my medical false alarm?

I deserve this because I informed them that it was a false alarm in July, and they still won't return my license.

Matthew, aged 20½

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