Cryptic clues = station name

[johnnychips]

Absolutely correct. Think of the first two lines of "Rule Britannia".

 

[Calthrop]

It's my floor, then?

 

[DaleCooper]

It's my floor, then?

It looks that way, go for it.

 

[Calthrop]

Klamath's fakir "gorn" -- tangled tale of relocating from California, to the north of his nation's parent island?

 

[DaleCooper]

Klamath's fakir "gorn" -- tangled tale of relocating from California, to the north of his nation's parent island?

Falkirk Grahamston?

 

[Calthrop]

That's the one -- your floor !

 

[DaleCooper]

Next clue:

Familiarity with this station is needed in taking a test on engine maintenance.

 

[Karl]

Motspur Park (MOT)?

 

[DaleCooper]

Motspur Park (MOT)?

Clever but wrong.

 

[duncanp]

Stone

"..... test on engine maintenance...."

 

[DaleCooper]

Stone

"..... test on engine maintenance...."

I suppose I must give that to you, serves me right for trying to be clever. My intended solution was "... taking a test on engine ..." i.e. Ingatestone. Your turn ...

 

[duncanp]

Next clue:

Some relatives are coming to visit me in the middle of next month.

 

[johnnychips]

Markinch?

 

[duncanp]

Markinch is correct

March = next month
Kin = relatives

If you put Kin into the middle of March you get Markinch.

Your turn

 

[johnnychips]

We hear that nobody cleans the chip pans at this station.

 

[John Griffiths]

Blackfriars?

 

[johnnychips]

Is absolutely correct - all yours!

 

[John Griffiths]

This station has only a little value.

 

[DaleCooper]

Tadworth?

 

[John Griffiths]

That didn't take long! Yours, Dale.

 

[DaleCooper]

Next clue:

The source of uranium and the concentration of hydrogen ions is everything you need to know.

 

[Karl]

Hexham?

 

[DaleCooper]

Hexham?

No, it's not Hexham.

 

[Karl]

Seascale?

 

[DaleCooper]

Seascale?

... neither is it Seascale.

 

[Karl]

... neither is it Seascale.

.... dare I try Sellafield? (I'm a former nuclear scientist!)

 

[DaleCooper]

.... dare I try Sellafield? (I'm a former nuclear scientist!)

No, it's not Sellafield either. You're on completely the wrong track which is surprising considering your background which I presume includes a smattering of chemistry.

 

[Karl]

Ullapool?

EDIT - It doesn't even have a station

 

[DaleCooper]

Ullapool?

Now you're thinking! Keep going, not quite there yet.

 

[DaleCooper]

Ullapool?

EDIT - It doesn't even have a station

It's always worth checking these things.