Cryptic clues = station name

[duncanp]

EU hard brewing levy hits Scotland, but could be rearranged during subsequent negotiations.

 

[Karl]

I love it!

Edinburgh Waverley

 

[duncanp]

Yes, Edinburgh Waverley is correct.

Your turn.

 

[Karl]

Punk rockers skidded into here in 1979.

 

[d9009alycidon]

Dunfermline

 

[Karl]

Ahoy! Ahoy! Yes, you're on the right track but not the one I'm looking for. Try again

 

[d9009alycidon]

Ah! into the VALLEY!

 

[Karl]

Of course!!! And here it is in all its glory. Dunfermline's finest! Enjoy

 

[Karl]

Oops. Your turn @d9009alycidon

 

[d9009alycidon]

Sorry guys - I was away for the weekend, try this one

Sounds like an endless Alex Ferguson dressing room rant!

 

[Karl]

Airdrie? (Hairdryer incident)

 

[d9009alycidon]

Well done Karl, thought that may have lasted longer - over to you

 

[Karl]

Wow! It hit me immediately

You need to be a nurse to find this station.

 

[DaleCooper]

Wow! It hit me immediately

You need to be a nurse to find this station.

I want to say Seaburn but I have an "e" left over.

 

[Karl]

You're on the 'right' side of the country, but unfortunately around 350 miles adrift

 

[DaleCooper]

Seven Sisters?

 

[Karl]

Arghhhh!! You couldn't be closer.

A stroll along the beach, eastward, pass Birling Gap, and you're home!

 

[duncanp]

Eastbourne, being an anagram of to to be a nurse

 

[Karl]

Precisely.

Your shift

 

[duncanp]

Continuing the medical theme then:-

Make rectal examination a little clearer to aid accurate diagnosis.

 

[Karl]

Cark & Cartmel?

 

[duncanp]

No it isn't Cark & Cartmel.

It is not a National Rail station.

 

[DaleCooper]

Continuing the medical theme then:-

Make rectal examination a little clearer to aid accurate diagnosis.

Mudchute?

 

[duncanp]

No, not Mudchute.

Try one of the UK's tram networks.

 

[DaleCooper]

No, not Mudchute.

Try one of the UK's tram networks.

Lace Market?

 

[duncanp]

Yes, Lace Market is correct, being an anagram of Make rectal

Your turn.

 

[DaleCooper]

Next clue:

The elm Esher burnt conceals this station.

 

[duncanp]

Sherburn in Elemet (ELM ESHER BURNT)

 

[DaleCooper]

Sherburn in Elemet (ELM ESHER BURNT)

I'll overlook the misspelling of Elmet, your turn ...

 

[duncanp]

Next clue

An ideal place for Jesus to heal the sick, we hear.