Cryptic clues = station name

[me123]

Witham (Wilts Wanderer has obviously beaten me if this indeed is the answer, but I'm keeping it here for posterity!)

 

[duncanp]

Yes it is Witham.

Your turn.

 

[Calthrop]

It was just a perishing run-on word -- talk about feeling like a twit ...

 

[Wilts Wanderer]

Here's one:

One stop west of Milligan's famous goon?

 

[Calthrop]

Patricroft?

 

[Wilts Wanderer]

Lol that didn't take long. Must be the age profile of this forum

 

[Calthrop]

Fine on the Goons -- less clued-up about that new and distasteful "Monty Python" stuff... my floor, I take it --

We hear a tale of political strife -- near slightly touchy border, one-legged man joyfully cavorted vis-a-vis his floored opponent, the Europhile one-time PM?

 

[DaleCooper]

Hopton Heath?

 

[Calthrop]

Hopton Heath?

Correct -- your turn to do as you will on floor, with defeated political figure of choice.

 

[DaleCooper]

I had a bit of an advantage there, I've been working on a clue for Hopton Heath myself

Next clue:

O Morse! Help Ian Fletcher reform.

 

[me123]

Chapel-En-Le-Frith?

 

[DaleCooper]

Chapel-En-Le-Frith?

Chapel-en-le-Frith is correct being an anagram of - - - Help Ian Fletcher, your turn...

 

[me123]

Concealed in open air nightclub.

 

[DaleCooper]

Nairn?

 

[me123]

Indeed it is. (It was, of course, hidden in the phrase). Proceed, Dale.

 

[DaleCooper]

Next clue:

Jenny, dressed in lace, fell in Cumbria.

 

[duncanp]

Is it Carlisle?

 

[DaleCooper]

Is it Carlisle?

No it's not Carlisle.

 

[Calthrop]

Lawrence Hill?

 

[DaleCooper]

Lawrence Hill?

Lawrence Hill is correct, your turn...

 

[Calthrop]

Blithe Charles made, by the sound of it, an equestrian or cycling journey

 

[Seacook]

Blithe Charles made, by the sound of it, an equestrian or cycling journey

Ryde Pier Head seems to fit the bill.

 

[DaleCooper]

(Cheerful Charlie) Chester Road?

 

[Calthrop]

Wight loses out -- a win for the West Midlands, and Cheerful C.C., indeed ! Dale Cooper, your floor.

 

[DaleCooper]

Next clue:

The station's tea maker has gone berserk and he makes a rat cocktail.

 

[Calthrop]

Next clue:

The station's tea maker has gone berserk and he makes a rat cocktail.

Marske?? -- just to suggest something? -- open floor, in the extremely unlikely contingency of my being right.

 

[DaleCooper]

Marske?? -- just to suggest something? -- open floor, in the extremely unlikely contingency of my being right.

Not Marske, you could say this clue is twice as easy ... or twice as difficult.

 

[Seacook]

Not Marske, you could say this clue is twice as easy ... or twice as difficult.[/QUOTE

Eastham Rake
Open floor when confirmed.

 

[DaleCooper]

Eastham Rake
Open floor when confirmed.

Confirmed.

For those who didn't spot the anagrams:

The station's tea maker has gone berserk and he makes a rat cocktail.

Open floor...

 

[duncanp]

How about

Sulphur removed from station caused it to relocate to Yorkshire