Cryptic clues = station name

[DasLunatic]

Giggleswick?

It's not Giggleswick.

 

[DaleCooper]

East Grinstead?

 

[DasLunatic]

It's not East Grinstead either.
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24 hours have passed without a correct answer, so I'll make a slight addition to the clue:

You bet we have ways of making you laugh at this station

 

[Zamracene749]

lostwithiel?

 

[DasLunatic]

It's not Lostwithiel.

 

[cadoxton]

Saltaire?

 

[DasLunatic]

...nor is it Saltaire.

Would knowing You Bet! is a TV show help?

 

[DaleCooper]

Shepperton?

 

[DasLunatic]

I can see where you're going, but We Have Ways of Making You Laugh wasn't recorded at Shepperton...

 

[DaleCooper]

Muirend?

 

[DasLunatic]

Muirend?

Not Muirend.

Something links You Bet! and We Have Ways of Making You Laugh - find it, and the answer will become obvious.

 

[cadoxton]

Lowestoft? (LWT)

 

[DasLunatic]

Lowestoft? (LWT)

We have a winner!

Your floor, Sir.

 

[cadoxton]

next:

prevent circular head attachment

 

[DaleCooper]

Barmouth?

 

[cadoxton]

Barmouth?

not in the Principality

 

[DaleCooper]

Hatfield?

 

[cadoxton]

Hatfield?

not in England either.

 

[DaleCooper]

Oban?

 

[cadoxton]

Oban?

Indeed, well done.

Your floor..

 

[DaleCooper]

Next clue:

Here there is a coal mine, a lake and a short railway

 

[cadoxton]

Next clue:

Here there is a coal mine, a lake and a short railway

Pitlochry?

Open if correct...

 

[DaleCooper]

Pitlochry?

Open if correct...

I was hoping to wrong foot a few people and get guesses like Tanygrisiau or Merthyr Tydfil but you've spoilt my fun. Open floor it is.

 

[DasLunatic]

Oi! Stop fighting on the viaduct!

in b4 backie

 

[DaleCooper]

Battlesbridge?

 

[backontrack]

Oi! Stop fighting on the viaduct!

in b4 backie

I'll have my revenge for this, sure enough...

...I'll fight you! I'll fight you on a viaduct!

Woodbridge, seeing as Battlesbridge has gone

 

[Gutfright]

Settle?

 

[DasLunatic]

Battlesbridge?

Battlesbridge is correct. Your floor.

 

[DaleCooper]

Blimey! I was sure Gutfright had it right with Settle which to me seemed a better answer.

Next clue:

This station appears to be made from beaten egg white.

 

[backontrack]

Does it have anything to do with this?