Cryptic clues = station name

[DaleCooper]

March?

No, that would be "Left, right! Left, right! Left, right!"

Apart from that it was a good try; it's a pity there isn't a station called "Hop".

 

[cadoxton]

Portslade?

 

[DaleCooper]

Portslade?

You're thinking along the right lines although I don't know where "slade" (or perhaps I should say "lade") comes from.

 

[cadoxton]

You're thinking along the right lines although I don't know where "slade" (or perhaps I should say "lade") comes from.

Neither did I, but I thought Id try it
left, left = port(s)

 

[DaleCooper]

left, left = port(s)

That's closer than you realise!

 

[Gutfright]

After cadoxton has lost his marker, run down the wing, nutmegged the last defender and delivered a pinpoint cross, all that's left is for someone to head it into an empty net...

Ellesmere Port?

 

[DaleCooper]

After cadoxton has lost his marker, run down the wing, nutmegged the last defender and delivered a pinpoint cross, all that's left is for someone to head it into an empty net...

Ellesmere Port?

Goal! Your turn.

 

[Gutfright]

The end of this station is in shambles, but the beginning is not. The thing in the middle has lost its archaic heart.
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This one may need a rewrite to (hopefully) make it a bit clearer.

For a start this station is not properly capitalised. The next thing lacks archaic heart, and the last part of this station is in shambles.

 

[DaleCooper]

Nottingham? Open floor if correct.

I thought the original clue was quite clear.

 

[Gutfright]

Nottingham? Open floor if correct.

I thought the original clue was quite clear.

I was a bit worried that someone would complain that the beginning was not "not", it was "Not". I wanted to avoid a potential 'is not not valid?' debate, which could have got confusing.

Not-ting-ham is correct.

Open floor...

 

[cadoxton]

an addition

 

[DaleCooper]

Andover?

 

[cadoxton]

Andover?

not Andover

 

[Gutfright]

Crediton?

 

[cadoxton]

Crediton?

Not Crediton
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24hr extra hint:

think mobile contracts

 

[Gutfright]

Bolton?

 

[cadoxton]

That'll be it.

yours..

 

[Gutfright]

Sleep after the end of the world

 

[DaleCooper]

Drem?

 

[Gutfright]

Thought that one wouldn't last long!

Drem it is. You have the floor...

 

[DaleCooper]

Next clue:

Can you make sense of this?
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.
Perhaps this will help:

Can you make SENSE of this?

...and it's in the West Midlands.

 

[cadoxton]

Five Ways?

 

[DaleCooper]

Five Ways?

Five Ways is the correct answer.

Pity, I was looking forward to posting the next hint; a quote from the well known rail enthusiast, Elizabeth Barrett Browning:

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways

 

[cadoxton]

stop start run leader

 

[Gutfright]

At best this is a 50% fit. But heck, you don't win the lottery without buying a ticket...

Southend Victoria?

 

[cadoxton]

not Southend Victoria

 

[D841 Roebuck]

Haltwhistle?

 

[DaleCooper]

Bangor?

Open floor if correct.

 

[cadoxton]

Bangor?

Open floor if correct.

It is correct.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

I'll take it

Earth, Fire, Water...?