Xenophon PCDGS
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With the paucity of confidence of the England batsmen, some wag on a cricket thread has suggested that even a group dosage of the strongest laxative would not give the current specialist England batsmen the runs...
Unsure how Andy Flower can keep his job after that dire performance. The England Football coach would have been dismissed as, I suspect, would the England rugby coach
To be fair to him; he wasn't on the field playing exceptionally bad shots.
I always find it bizarre that the manager/coach gets the blame for the players poor performance which frequently does not improve after a change of manager.
Rather than calling for Andy Flower's head straight out; maybe we need to look into what was actually going through the players' minds on the pitch!
Except Stokes.
As a Durham supporter I find myself feeling a mixture of pride at his success and also annoyance as it means we probably won't have his services again!
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I also agree that Jimmy Anderson has been over worked to the point where he isn't the bowler he used to be.
It doesn't help that when he's on top form, the others haven't been as productive or not available.
Is Tim Bresnan really good enough for Test Cricket? If not, which other all rounder could replace him?
Out of Boyd Rankin, Chris Tremlett & Steve Finn, who do you class as the best?
Also, should England follow Australia and pick a Left Arm quick?
I suspect that playing for a Division Two side is probably hurting him.
The problem in this most recent series was that Anderson and Broad were the only bowlers of international quality in the side (until Stokes got going, by which time they were both comprehensively beaten) with the others not even good enough to keep things moderately controlled enough to allow those two to come on for strike spells. Cook tried to use the others as stock bowlers, but that let our batsmen get so comprehensively on top of the situation that they could afford to just see off the first few overs (i.e. the dangerous ones) of an Anderson spell when he was brought back in to try and rein in the scoring.Whilst Anderson did not have a good Test series, would anyone disagree that he has been worked to death in Test Matches over the last few years and what we see now is a direct result of this.
Bresnan isn't a genuine all-rounder, even if the specialist batsmen all went out of their way to make him look like one. His spot in the team will need to be won on his bowling alone.Is Tim Bresnan really good enough for Test Cricket? If not, which other all rounder could replace him?
Also, should England follow Australia and pick a Left Arm quick?
Mitchell Johnson isn't in the side just because he's a left arm bowler, he's in the side because he's an extremely high quality bowler and a true champion who has managed to bounce back after a couple of seasons worth of bad form, injuries and mental health battles. If he bowled with the other hand he would still have been just as good against England and neither Harris or Siddle would have been dropped to make way for a left arm bowler, indeed the reserve travelling with the squad was the right arm bowler Nathan Coulter-Nile.As regards Left Arm quicks, Tymal Mills is mentioned as a 'prospect'....but he has only a handful of f/c wickets, bring back John Lever! (for those who remember him!)
[/QUOTE]Mitchell Johnson isn't in the side just because he's a left arm bowler, he's in the side because he's an extremely high quality bowler and a true champion who has managed to bounce back after a couple of seasons worth of bad form, injuries and mental health battles. If he bowled with the other hand he would still have been just as good against England and neither Harris or Siddle would have been dropped to make way for a left arm bowler, indeed the reserve travelling with the squad was the right arm bowler Nathan Coulter-Nile.
But sure, feel free to pick a left arm quick over a higher quality right arm quick for the next Ashes series. We could do with the free runs.
Johnson's being rested for the 1st ODI, which is good news!
There was a major chance today to bring a bit of 'fair play' and sportsmanship back to this tour but it was ruined by the umpires.
Warner, to his credit, was happy to walk for the Buttler catch and it's not his fault he was told to wait by the umpires. A farcical situation then with replay after replay showing that Buttler had got his gloves under the ball. However, and the cricket people here will know that cameras are deceiving and it made it look like the ball had bounced up into the gloves.
The umpire overruled the decision and any chance of the poor relations being slightly repaired were gone. Poor from the umpires. Walking should be walking
Are you conceding that the sportsmanship of English umpires is as ugly as the classless behaviour of the team which was on display this evening?We are so bad that even if the umpires were all English we'd still lose every game.