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Pakenhamtrain

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In a very very late out Pat Cummins.
He was out for dinner last night and someone inside the restaurant was covid positive. Under South Australian health rules Cummins is deemed a close contact and must isolate for 7 days.

It could have been worse. Lyon and Starc were at the same venue but decided to eat in the outdoor area.
 
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Smith promoted to captaincy in Cummins' absence. I hope England keep a close eye on ball condition when Australia start bowling.
 

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Stumps Day 1.

Australia 2/221
Labuschange 95 (275) Smith 18 (71).

Going to be a tough day for England tomorrow. Up to 37 degrees.

The second new ball was wasted a bit. Just pointless balls outside the off peg. Jos Butterfingers put down Labuschange twice.
 

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Put the TV on this morning with Aussies 140 odd for one wicket. Having forgotten it was a day/nighter , my first thought was that we had been bowled out for 80 . . . . . . . .;)
 

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Captain Cheat moving towards a century. ffs. Odd that Australia are scoring so slowly. Surely they want a dart at England this evening? They could win this test today.
 

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Captain Cheat moving towards a century. ffs. Odd that Australia are scoring so slowly. Surely they want a dart at England this evening? They could win this test today.
And he's out. Once again England pitch it up on the stumps and a wicket happens.

Joe Root and England will have to set up a go fund me to pay for this tour at this rate. Slow as a snail with the over rate again. GET ON WITH IT!
 

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England: 17-2 - Lightning stops play
No more play due to the thunderstorm.

England's lack of reliable openers continues. Since Sir Alistair retired, my impression is that the score at the fall of the second wicket has rarely been more than about 20. I'm tempted to go through the scorecards and list the scores at the fall of first and second wickets, but I think it would be a depressing exercise.
 

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Why are any of yous even bothering to follow this (other than @Pakenhamtrain of course!), unless you enjoy torturing yourselves. It's been fairly likely how this would pan out and become quite clear exactly how it was going to pan out around an hour into Day One of the Brisbane test. This is, fundamentally, a very weak England side and the cracks have been papered over by the odd individual doing something heroic. But in reality the batting is utterly atrocious in the main and the bowling isn't much better anymore (that was one of the few areas that was able to cover up how shocking the battering had been).

There needs to be a reckoning and a real questions asked about the English game from top to bottom with some actual, you know, answers. Not just more blithe PR speak from the ECB. Writing has been on the wall for a while that the England test team was in dire straights. See the 2019 Ashes, we all harp on about Headingly and Ben Stokes heroics, but in reality we were seriously outclassed in that series in multiple matches against what was not a strong Australian side in our own conditions.

We're currently playing a relatively weak Australian side (not that long since they got beaten by a weakened Indian side playing in Australia). Even though the Aussies are always tough in their own conditions we should still be doing better than this.
 

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Why are any of yous even bothering to follow this (other than @Pakenhamtrain of course!), unless you enjoy torturing yourselves.
As one who's been following English cricket since the days of Colin Cowdrey and Ted Dexter, I thought it was compulsory, like PE and cold showers at school - the ritual humiliation is supposed to be good for us :'(
 

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Why are any of yous even bothering to follow this (other than @Pakenhamtrain of course!), unless you enjoy torturing yourselves. It's been fairly likely how this would pan out and become quite clear exactly how it was going to pan out around an hour into Day One of the Brisbane test. This is, fundamentally, a very weak England side and the cracks have been papered over by the odd individual doing something heroic. But in reality the batting is utterly atrocious in the main and the bowling isn't much better anymore (that was one of the few areas that was able to cover up how shocking the battering had been).

There needs to be a reckoning and a real questions asked about the English game from top to bottom with some actual, you know, answers. Not just more blithe PR speak from the ECB. Writing has been on the wall for a while that the England test team was in dire straights. See the 2019 Ashes, we all harp on about Headingly and Ben Stokes heroics, but in reality we were seriously outclassed in that series in multiple matches against what was not a strong Australian side in our own conditions.

We're currently playing a relatively weak Australian side (not that long since they got beaten by a weakened Indian side playing in Australia). Even though the Aussies are always tough in their own conditions we should still be doing better than this.
Nearly everything England does is defensive or negative. They don't put the foot on the throat like Australia does.

Yesterday Joe Root sent the field to all points after a few boundaries. Why?
Leach gets tonked in Brisbane. What do England do. Drop him for a test where one would be useful!
Then in the field there is no urgency to it. -5 over rate in Brisbane and -1 in Adelaide at the moment.



The loss of Hazelwood and Cummins might be a blessing in disguise. Neser looked good along with Richardson. Competition for spots is only a good thing.
 

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It is some years ago that Jimmy Anderson was described by an Australian personage as an "elderly pie-chucker". He is now more advanced in years since that scurrillous comment was made,

In the Australian first innings, he bowled more overs than any other England bowler. Considering that Australia declared at 473-9, Anderson's bowling return of 29-10-58-2 looks quite reasonable and would have been better if catches had been taken.
 

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One thing England needs to Change:

Giving us gold in the form of No balls on a wicket. Poor Izzy Westbury.
And dropping catches:
It is some years ago that Jimmy Anderson was described by an Australian personage as an "elderly pie-chucker". He is now more advanced in years since that scurrillous comment was made,

In the Australian first innings, he bowled more overs than any other England bowler. Considering that Australia declared at 473-9, Anderson's bowling return of 29-10-58-2 looks quite reasonable and would have been better if catches had been taken.
4 years ago in the Adelaide test for the 1st innings Broad, Anderson and Woakes bowled 80-20-230-4.
This game the same 3 bowled 78.4-22-234-4.
Not much different.
 

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England all out for 236, Only the 200+ deficit. The Aussies have made a fatal error mind. They should have enforced the follow on. Game would be over tonight ;)

England need to take wickets tonight to have any chance. They wont.
 

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I see that Jimmy Anderson added another notch to his "not-out" Test Match statistics.... :D
Every cloud has a silver lining. :)

That other cricketer in the team who allegedly plays for Lancashire, though I must have blinked and missed it, should surely be replaced permanently? Jos Buttler may be a great one day player, but his wicketkeeping has never been top notch, and two centuries in all those tests doesn't make up for it. Ben Foakes, a better keeper and batter, as has been proved, should be vying with David Bairstow for the position. Rory Burns's technique has been found out, and I can't remember a worse specialist close catcher. Is Chris Woakes playing as a batsman? How much more evidence that he's only a top class bowler in English conditions? Lawrence for Pope (the former bowls off spin as well), Crawley for Burns (Zak a much better fieldsman and can't do much worse with the bat) and Bairstow for Buttler probably won't turn the tide, but something's got to be done.
 
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David Bairstow is sadly unavailable, but his son Jonny is ;) :lol:

He’s probably a slightly better keeper than Buttler but his batting seems to have been found out at test level - he gets bowled far too much for a test batsman.

Foakes is the strongest candidate
 

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