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Collective Nouns

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DaveNewcastle

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A glimpse of cheap Advance tickets.

A blink of unoccupied tables of four.

A whoosh of closing doors as you step onto a platform.

A fury of contractors finishing up at the end of a posession.

A squirm of ticketless passengers as RPIs board a train.

A choke of passengers sipping instant coffee.

An illusion of statistics showing increased customer satisfaction.

A deceipt of statistics showing increased employee satisfaction.
 
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A Flying-Scotsman-type-affair of Flying Scotsmen... :D

(Does that even make coherent sense?!)
 

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A defiant-locking of 377 toilets.
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An increasing desperation of collective nouns.
 
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An "Oh my god they're everywhere" of turbostars?
 
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