• Our new ticketing site is now live! Using either this or the original site (both powered by TrainSplit) helps support the running of the forum with every ticket purchase! Find out more and ask any questions/give us feedback in this thread!

Code Discussion

Status
Not open for further replies.

Nym

Established Member
Joined
2 Mar 2007
Messages
9,778
Location
Somewhere, not in London
Thats unusual, it's normaly commas that determine attributes and semi colons determine a new line or a null statment...

Ah well, I don't know BVE ;)

eg:

if(bored==false)
;
else
{
javax.swing.largeBat;), ;, loudBuggersUpstairs(),; , NOW);
}

etc... ;)
 
Sponsor Post - registered members do not see these adverts; click here to register, or click here to log in
R

RailUK Forums

Nym

Established Member
Joined
2 Mar 2007
Messages
9,778
Location
Somewhere, not in London
public class doYouLikeJava
import javax.io.*
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
Ask();
}
pubic void Ask();
{
Scanner input = new Scanner.Input();
System.out.println("Do you like Java");
String test = input.nextLine();
if(test.equalsIgnoreCase("yes"))
{
System.out.println("Yayyy, you like me!");
}
elseif(test.equalsIgnoreCase("no"))
{
System.out.println("Then why are you using me?");
}
else
{
System.out.println("Oi, prat, put in yes or no!");
Ask();
}
}
 

1D53

Established Member
Joined
2 Apr 2006
Messages
2,884
<?php

{
message_die(GENERAL_MESSAGE, 'Boring_code_urgh);
}
 

Nym

Established Member
Joined
2 Mar 2007
Messages
9,778
Location
Somewhere, not in London
Theres nothing boring about code JsT!
--- old post above --- --- new post below ---
Slag code off too much and I'll start writing in Radixx Unicode Assembly Language ;)
 

1D53

Established Member
Joined
2 Apr 2006
Messages
2,884
I'll stick to my HTML, PHP and CSS thanks :D
 

Nym

Established Member
Joined
2 Mar 2007
Messages
9,778
Location
Somewhere, not in London
I like assembly language, it's so elegantly bloddy simple, but it's memory oriented rather than the PHP, HTML and CSS object oreientaion (also Java, C# etc...) Although C++, C, Pascal, look like reasonably nice languages
 

LabRatAndy

Member
Joined
4 Jun 2006
Messages
29
I like assembly language, it's so elegantly bloddy simple, but it's memory oriented rather than the PHP, HTML and CSS object oreientaion (also Java, C# etc...) Although C++, C, Pascal, look like reasonably nice languages

Well I think it's time to: MOV Ax, to bed
and defiantly time to PUSH [BX+SI], to sleep.

Apologies for the rubbish assembler but it's time for bed. C/C++ is good though, never tried Pascal, Java or C#, etc would look like gibberish to me still better than LISP no doubt!
 

Broken Viking

On Moderation
Joined
23 Oct 2006
Messages
1,666
Location
some place west of France
Hail All! <D
Code:
Option Explicit

'Define variables:
Dim nLikeMicrosoft
Dim sOutput
nLikeMicrosoft = CInt(InputBox("Do ye like VBscript for Windows?", vbQuestion+vbYesNo, "Microsoft VBs*** survey"))

Select Case nLikeMicrosoft
  Case vbYes
    'If user clicks "Yes":
    sOutput = "Oh dear Gods! Ye do know that it's the most insecure of all languages, don't ye? :-O"
  Case vbNo
    'If user clicks "No":
    sOutput = "Aye...I agree! I've never been keen on it, but it's the only language I know! [Cries]"
  Case Else
    'This shouldn't normally be encountered...
    sOutput = "[In true Microsoft fashion, this program has reached a point that it shouldn't have. I guess it figures though...]"
End Select

MsgBox sOutput, vbInformation, "Microsoft VBs*** survey")

Set nLikeMicrosoft = Nothing
Set sOutput = Nothing
WScript.Quit
Dear Gods...I wish I knew a programming language other than VB. I can use HTML and Javascript on web pages, but other than that I'm a true victim of vendor "lock-in"... :(

Farewell... <D
>> D34th <<
 

class 313

Established Member
Joined
10 Dec 2005
Messages
6,475
Location
St Albans
So why are you using 1337, then? :p

01101111 01101000 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100001 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101111 01101100 00101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110011 01100101 01110010 01110011
 

Aureol

Established Member
Joined
29 Sep 2005
Messages
2,915
I don't speak binary!!!111!!!1111!!!!1!!1!!one!!!1
 

16CSVT2700

Established Member
Joined
4 Sep 2005
Messages
1,837
Location
Gdansk
Binary:
01000010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01101110 01101111 01100010 01101111 01100100 01111001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110010 01100101 01110011

Hex:
42 75 74 20 6f 6e 63 65 20 61 67 61 69 6e 2e 2e 20 6e 6f 62 6f 64 79 20 63 61 72 65 73

Base 64:
QnV0IG9uY2UgYWdhaW4uLiBub2JvZHkgY2FyZXM=

Dec/Char:
66 117 116 32 111 110 99 101 32 97 103 97 105 110 46 46 32 110 111 98 111 100 121 32 99 97 114 101 115





























English:
But once again.. nobody cares ;)
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Top