Caption Competition

[Coxster]

An idea made in another thread (and with Nathan not that bothered), give us your captions to this pic!

http://www.coxster.co.uk/railphotography/electricunits/class450/450108.jpg

 

[Daniel]

"Right, ok, here we are.......


.....


...errr, whats a train look like again? I forgot..."

 

[Tom]

"Where's the train gone?"

 

[Dennis]

The offer of a free tripod when taking out a six month subscription with "Dwarfism Weekly" has proved very popular, with sales of the magazine reaching an all time high.

 

[richa2002]

Poor boy sits in awe of a Desiro.

 

[dan_atki]

With the enforcement of the SWT penalty fares scheme, this guy had to queue for several minutes to get a ticket. Unfortunately, it was too late and when he got on the platform, the Desiro had departed.

 

[westcoaster]

the gen said that a slammer was back on the mainline, this poor young fellow came to see, only to find a dessiro?, and was bitterly dissapointed and had to be escorted from the station in a flood of tears.

 

[Crompton Karl]

1 Siemens Desiro £6 milion,
1 Digital Camera £175
1 Tripod £19.99

The look on this poor boys face upon realising he's bought the Midget size tripod...... Priceless.

Karl

 

[Tom]

the gen said that a slammer was back on the mainline, this poor young fellow came to see, only to find a dessiro?, and was bitterly dissapointed and had to be escorted from the station in a flood of tears.

One thing - this chap wouldn't have gone out for the slam. He'd have gone out for the 444 or 450 though!!!! :razz:

 

[Beaker]

1 Siemens Desiro £6 milion,
1 Digital Camera £175
1 Tripod £19.99

The look on this poor boys face upon realising he's bought the Midget size tripod...... Priceless.

Karl

thats good

 

[5872]

Ok , WO that aint a 444 thats one of them silly 450s whats that doing on this planet!?

 

[Muppet]

Whos that ugly fudder mudder, taking photos of trains.

 

[mbonwick]

Dammit! I missed it...

 

[Nathan]

ROFL! how did this pass under my nose

 

[thefab444]

Ok , WO that aint a 444 thats one of them silly 450s whats that doing on this planet!?

Yes? 450s work quite a few services down here!

Brockenhurst - Wareham
Southampton - Portsmouth
Portsmouth - Waterloo (via Eastleigh)
Southampton - Waterloo
Basingstoke - Brighton

They can also turn up on Poole & Weymouth services, generally in the much vaunted 9-car formation, but its not unheard of to have 8/12-car services working from Weymouth or Poole to Waterloo.

 

[tedted]

Where are the trains?

 

[Max]

'Boy, 15, surrenders to anti-terror police as part of operation STOAT'

 

[eifion]

Sod It.Spent all that money on New Camera and Tripod and forgot to put The Bloddy Batteries in

 

[Guinness]

New Human Reaction discovered - Turning away from Crap Units immediately.