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Best Comedy on TV

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Geezertronic

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DONT PANIC DONT PANIC!- aka dads army

German U-boat Captain: I am making notes, Captain, and your name will go on the list; and when we win the war you will be brought to account.
Captain Mainwaring: You can write what you like, You're not going to win the war!
U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are.
Mainwaring: Oh no you're not.
U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are!
Pvt. Pike: [Singing] Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he's half-barmy, so's his army, whistle while you work!
U-boat Captain: Your name will also go on the list! What is it?
Mainwaring: Don't tell him Pike!
U-boat Captain: Pike!

Quality :D

Only Fools and Horses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8 - Del falls through bar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk24RdfXWcg&NR=1 - Triggers Broom

Also quality :D
 
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German U-boat Captain: I am making notes, Captain, and your name will go on the list; and when we win the war you will be brought to account.
Captain Mainwaring: You can write what you like, You're not going to win the war!
U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are.
Mainwaring: Oh no you're not.
U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are!
Pvt. Pike: [Singing] Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he's half-barmy, so's his army, whistle while you work!
U-boat Captain: Your name will also go on the list! What is it?
Mainwaring: Don't tell him Pike!
U-boat Captain: Pike!

Quality :D



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8 - Del falls through bar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk24RdfXWcg&NR=1 - Triggers Broom

Also quality :D

Thats a great bit of lighthearted comedy that makes you laugh. Today to make a joke you have to swear a lot and use a lot of smut.
 

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Don't know what comedians you are meaning, probably Roy Chubby Brown. Some comedians don't swear much at all, means when they do it's noticeable.

However good smut can be hilarious, try listening to I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue

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This goes out on a Sunday lunchtime on Radio4
 

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Benidorme the old guy mel had me in stiches a few years ago the railway was full off charecters like him. you didnt need a telly just came to work to hear some good one liners.:D:D:D
 

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I watched a episode of the One Show earlier on in the week and it was quite funny with Brian Blessed as a Librarian and Anne Robinson as a Police Negotiator!!!

Blackadder
Allo Allo
Oh Doctor Beeching
Dad's Army
The One Show
The Vicar of Dibley
Lee Evans
Police Academy
Keeping Up Appearances
It Ain't Half Hot Mum

Best quote from It Ain't Half Hot Mum spoken by Battery Sergeant Major Tudor Brynne 'Shut Up' Williams played by Windsor Davies which was "Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind"
 

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In no particular order cos they're all brill and stand up to repeat viewing.

OFAH
Keeping Up Appearances
Dinnerladies
After You've Gone (an excellent series with Nick Lyndhurst)
Dad's Army
to name just a few.
:lol:
 

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Quite a fitting thread to pay respects to the late Norman Wisdom. I hope they are laughing wherever he is now :D
 

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South Park. I didn't like it when it first came out but now I'm old enough to understand the jokes, its brilliant.

Another vote for Family Guy, but some of the newer episodes seem to be getting a bit naff.

And then theres the likes of Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, etc. all the timeless classics, which have all been mentioned already.
 

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Some of the classic Simpsons episodes are great - even better when you understand the jokes now as well. Going to take a bit of dosh to start buying all the DVDs though...
 

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Another vote for Family Guy, but some of the newer episodes seem to be getting a bit naff.

Not watched Family Guy but there was a guy watching an episode on a 390 one day and although I couldn't hear it (he had his headphones in like a good boy :D), I could sort of tell what it was about and it looked like a classic. It was the one where they are ripping off Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when they drink the "Beer that wasn't supposed to be tasted" and start floating upwards but have to fart (instead of burp) to bring themselves back down

I believe the episode is "Wasted Talent"?

some of the classic simpsons episodes are great - even better when you understand the jokes now as well. Going to take a bit of dosh to start buying all the dvds though...

Bart said:
Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!

Love it :D
 

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Mr. John Shuttleworth

You like him too!!
I thought people that liked him were few and far between.
His humor is not to everyones tastes but, its just a typical example of northern sillyness. Something that is amiss to us southern softies!
 

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Mine would be family guy,simpsons,fonejacker/facejacker, the inbetweeners, lee evans and south park
 

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The Inbetweeners is great and is certainly my current favourite. Im suprised its taken 45 posts to mention it!

My second is probably Out numbered....that little girl is funny
 

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The Inbetweeners is great and is certainly my current favourite. Im suprised its taken 45 posts to mention it!

Indeed, i bought the boxed set recently of series 1 & 2 , brilliant stuff! I've also grown to enjoy the American Office, i know the yanks didn't care for it, but i thought it transferred very well, pure class!:D
 

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You like him too!!
I thought people that liked him were few and far between.
His humor is not to everyones tastes but, its just a typical example of northern sillyness. Something that is amiss to us southern softies!

I must comment on your Good Ship Venus :) I thought you weren't keen on smut! Though if you like that sort of thing check out the Pyrates

:D
 

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The Inbetweeners I have found really good, alongside Mock the Week and Family Guy!
 

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Sorry, Greenback, but Frasier's at the top of my list!
Consistently witty and well-written.
 

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My favourites are

Inbetweeners
My Family
Out numbered
Dads Army

Im currently working through a boxed set of 'Watching' which ran from 1987 - 1993 ....... Anybody remember Brenda & Malcolm?
 
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Coupling is my personal all time favourite. Jeff is simply brilliant. And as for Steve's rants. Lets face it. We've all done them.

Yes Minister is quite possibly the cleverest thing I've ever seen or read.

Inbetweeners, IT Crowd, Big Bang for the contemporary giggles.

American comedy has to be Friends (the earlier stuff) and the Simpsons.

Father Ted is also a classic. Although a word of warning. Don't ever have a picture taken of you in Dublin with you holding some knickers and smiling, then placing it on the interweb with the comment "I understand it's the largest lingerie shop in Ireland". Not everyone will get it. And your mum will think you're some sort of perv :oops:
 

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two of my favourites are auf wiedersehen,pet & the young ones. also ofah & it`s assorted spin-offs;vicar of dibley;blackadder;porridge. not over-struck on dad`s army or fawlty towers. i can`t stand morecambe & wise at any price.
 

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Im currently working through a boxed set of 'Watching' which ran from 1987 - 1993 ....... Anybody remember Brenda & Malcolm?

Yes I remember that. It was ok, but for a long lost classic which I'd like repeated, I'd go for 'Ever Decreasing Circles' with Richard Briars and Penelope Wilton.
 
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