

can we assume that a female dog is not amongest them?
/rap reference
Getting the intonation and pronunciation right would take a lot of time, and money, using a purpose built TTS engine. As the help points which use Acapela Box (one of the best TTS engines out there) demonstrate, the technology is far from perfect.
Personally I think we should stick to pre-recorded announcements. The Ditra archive in particular has professionally recorded phrases for practically every announcement you possibly want, from asking for the owner of a particular car to move their vehicle causing an obstruction, to telling passengers about the status of the station lighting, and informing passengers about forthcoming engineering works. The fact that these announcements are so seldom used is a real shame though.
Personally I think we should stick to pre-recorded announcements. The Ditra archive in particular has professionally recorded phrases for practically every announcement you possibly want, from asking for the owner of a particular car to move their vehicle causing an obstruction, to telling passengers about the status of the station lighting, and informing passengers about forthcoming engineering works. The fact that these announcements are so seldom used is a real shame though.
Is my memory serving me correctly, was there a security announcement saying any luggage left unattended "may be taken or destroyed" ?
Getting the intonation and pronunciation right would take a lot of time, and money, using a purpose built TTS engine. As the help points which use Acapela Box (one of the best TTS engines out there) demonstrate, the technology is far from perfect.
Personally I think we should stick to pre-recorded announcements. The Ditra archive in particular has professionally recorded phrases for practically every announcement you possibly want, from asking for the owner of a particular car to move their vehicle causing an obstruction, to telling passengers about the status of the station lighting, and informing passengers about forthcoming engineering works. The fact that these announcements are so seldom used is a real shame though.
Apparently it can be taken and destroyed by the BTP, although how it could be destroyed I have no idea. Probably one of those robots that diffuse bombs.

But the TTS allows you to avoid having to do any manual announcements at all when there's disruption - which lets people get on with other things. It also makes it easy to keep repeating said announcements at intervals that nobody would want to do manually.![]()
Apparently it can be taken and destroyed by the BTP, although how it could be destroyed I have no idea. Probably one of those robots that diffuse bombs.
'removed without warning' is also rather unlikely, as I'm told regularly on the GN line, given that a suspect package probably shouldn't be touched - let alone taken off a platform and put in lost property!
I think the recording, which must be changing when we get the new system, was made at a time when we didn't have to worry about bombs - but then I think of the IRA and wonder when that time might have been! Surely this announcement was AFTER this?
I heard the 'illegal to ride bicycles, skateboards or use rollerblades... it's dangerous and is illegal' announcement yesterday and haven't heard this for years.
(Wouldn't it be cool to have Phil saying "May I have your attention please! Would the man in the [red] [shirt] and [blue] [jeans] sitting at the bottom of the stairs please move as you are blocking the exit"!)
There has been an updated one, where Phil states "Please extinguish all smoking materials immediately", which is more of a general catch-all announcement for smoking. The "cigars and pipes" part of the older announcement amuses me too when I hear it, as if they are commonly smoked on railway stations haha.The Ditra smoking announcment is one of the funnier ones, with Phil referring to cigars and pipes like they are the norm. I suspect the wording hasn't changed over the years as different people have recorded the script.