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how could they put a HST on a 170 diagram? The drivers of Stansted-Birmingham don't sign HSTs

Make it happen!!!
I'm sure out there on of the various hst drivers for XC also signs the route so it couldn't be that hard really.
Not having a pop at you or xc but it's stupid how common sense is lost to these new railwaymen lately.
 
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how could they put a HST on a 170 diagram? The drivers of Stansted-Birmingham don't sign HSTs
I'm sure that an HST could easily do a 170's diagram, provided that both types of train take up the same amount of space in signal block terms. It'd simply be a matter for AXC to arrange a brief swap with EMT for one of their spare HSTs, I think. :)

The bigger problem - Given that there are only two "long" platforms at Stansted - Would be trying to fit a full HST into Stansted Airport station without needing to have several Stansted Express services cut down to single-unit runs to compensate for losing one of their usual platforms! :shock:
 
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that's one of the advantages of units, couple 3 170s together, take one off at Cambridge, run it in to a short platform :lol: whereas with an HST, you're right - it'd be a pain :lol:
 

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that's one of the advantages of units, couple 3 170s together, take one off at Cambridge, run it in to a short platform :lol: whereas with an HST, you're right - it'd be a pain :lol:
The biggest passenger headache for such a setup though would be the fact that 170's - Unlike 15x's and similar units - Don't have interconnecting passages between units...And if everyone decided to pile onto the nearest unit to them when boarding, ye'd wind up with one unit packed to the rafters with sardines, whereas the other two units would end up carrying about 15 passengers between them! :shock::roll:

If I was trying that approach to organising a "shrinkable" service, I'd consider doing it on 15x combinations...But 14x/16x/17x trains? No way... :)
 

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I recall an amusing incident, not too far in the distant past.

A bunch of kids, early teens, set up a forum. The forum was popular, but the moderation was unbareable.
Idle banter was treated with a zero tolerance approach and topics were locked and infractions given when a sub topic, still relevant to the original, developed.
 

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The biggest passenger headache for such a setup though would be the fact that 170's - Unlike 15x's and similar units - Don't have interconnecting passages between units...And if everyone decided to pile onto the nearest unit to them when boarding, ye'd wind up with one unit packed to the rafters with sardines, whereas the other two units would end up carrying about 15 passengers between them! :shock::roll:

If I was trying that approach to organising a "shrinkable" service, I'd consider doing it on 15x combinations...But 14x/16x/17x trains? No way... :)

however it can guarantee you can keep the two rival teams away from each other :lol:
 

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I recall an amusing incident, not too far in the distant past.

A bunch of kids, early teens, set up a forum. The forum was popular, but the moderation was unbareable.
Idle banter was treated with a zero tolerance approach and topics were locked and infractions given when a sub topic, still relevant to the original, developed.
What were their names? I'd love to hear more on this. Sounds like they did things the wrong way, rather than the Wright way.
 

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What were their names? I'd love to hear more on this. Sounds like they did things the wrong way, rather than the Wright way.

Oh i don't you'd of heard of them, i hadn't heard of any of them until they reached muppetmoderator level
 

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however it can guarantee you can keep the two rival teams away from each other :lol:
[Death tries to imagine the fun and games of trying to cram 50,000 p***ed-up Chelsea supporters into a Class 170 for the three hour journey to an away game at Old Trafford...Fun, eh?] :shock::lol:<D

Personally I'd rather take the more Bloody approach: Allocate a three car unit exclusively for the hooligan factions of both teams, and ensure the unit is clear of all other passengers and staff. Release the interconnecting doors to the centre car after departure,. and Let the Bloodbath begin!!! <D<D<D

And before I forget: Has anyone else ever had the pleasure of seeing a chav unwittingly urinate onto an SR third rail? :shock::lol:<D
 

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And before I forget: Has anyone else ever had the pleasure of seeing a chav unwittingly urinate onto an SR third rail? :shock::lol:<D


Didn't a Polish Guy recently try that at Vaxhall and got a single ticket to Heaven for his trouble?
 

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Didn't a Polish Guy recently try that at Vaxhall and got a single ticket to Heaven for his trouble?
I don't really know about that happening, but the chav that I referred to above was damn lucky - Either he didn't hit the rail in question with a continuous stream, or he was well isolated from ground and thus didn't form a complete circuit. He got a shock of a different kind when I wandered over afterwards and told him what that rail is there for, though! :shock::lol:<D

Isn't Merseyrail good enough for you? ;)
OK ok, I was tired when I made that post and forgot that there are some TRE'd lines further North. Whenever I think of electrified lines in the decent end of our realm though, OHLE keeps coming to mind... :?
 

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I don't really know about that happening, but the chav that I referred to above was damn lucky - Either he didn't hit the rail in question with a continuous stream, or he was well isolated from ground and thus didn't form a complete circuit. He got a shock of a different kind when I wandered over afterwards and told him what that rail is there for, though! :shock::lol:<D

OK ok, I was tired when I made that post and forgot that there are some TRE'd lines further North. Whenever I think of electrified lines in the decent end of our realm though, OHLE keeps coming to mind... :?

to confuse you further, we have the same voltage of 3rd rail (750V DC obviously) on OHLE euipment for NET trams ;):p
 

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to confuse you further, we have the same voltage of 3rd rail (750V DC obviously) on OHLE euipment for NET trams ;):p
Given that SR third rails carry current running into the hundreds/thousands of amperes, wouldn't that kind of current blow an overhead line like a piece of seriously under-rated fuse wire? :shock:
(Or do ye guys use a much lower current to power thy rolling stock up there? 8))
 

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Given that SR third rails carry current running into the hundreds/thousands of amperes, wouldn't that kind of current blow an overhead line like a piece of seriously under-rated fuse wire? :shock:
(Or do ye guys use a much lower current to power thy rolling stock up there? 8))
I think trams use a lot less power than Electrostars, Desiros and the like!

Twin contact wires may be used to handle the high current.
 

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I was just reminded of a rather dopey friend who seems to live on another planet, can be rather slow at times and has an incredible talent for breaking things accidentally, who managed to lose a ticket during the 30 second walk from the ticket office to the FSR barriers in Waverley.
Naturally, according to him, it was all my fault, of course.
 

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As a Customer Service Officer at a well-known London terminus, I see and hear stupid or amusing things just about every day.

But the best one I've seen was as a passenger.
I was waiting on the Circle Line platforms at Paddington, when a Hammersmith train came in, so I stepped back to let those passengers on. A guy came charging down the stairs, across the platform and jumped on just as the doors were closing.
Unfortunately, the doors closed and trapped his shoe. Not realising the doors would re-open, he tried to pull his foot free but only succeeded in pulling his foot out of his shoe. At that point, the doors opened, releasing his now empty shoe, which then fell out of the train, bounced on the platform and fell under the train :lol:
The doors closed, the train pulled away, the guy is stuck on the train with one shoe...
 

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Given that SR third rails carry current running into the hundreds/thousands of amperes, wouldn't that kind of current blow an overhead line like a piece of seriously under-rated fuse wire? :shock:
(Or do ye guys use a much lower current to power thy rolling stock up there? 8))

I think the current is a lot lower despite the same voltage ;)
 

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As a Customer Service Officer at a well-known London terminus, I see and hear stupid or amusing things just about every day.

But the best one I've seen was as a passenger.
I was waiting on the Circle Line platforms at Paddington, when a Hammersmith train came in, so I stepped back to let those passengers on. A guy came charging down the stairs, across the platform and jumped on just as the doors were closing.
Unfortunately, the doors closed and trapped his shoe. Not realising the doors would re-open, he tried to pull his foot free but only succeeded in pulling his foot out of his shoe. At that point, the doors opened, releasing his now empty shoe, which then fell out of the train, bounced on the platform and fell under the train :lol:
The doors closed, the train pulled away, the guy is stuck on the train with one shoe...

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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reminds me of the time I saw a guy at Tower Hill dash on to a D78 stock train and to preven the door closing he stook his right arm (the one with his briefcase in his hand) and didn't realise the force of the door, and then ended up dropping his briefcase inside the train and it pulled off! Luckily, some guy who he knew kept hold of it for him :lol:
 

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reminds me of the time I saw a guy at Tower Hill dash on to a D78 stock train and to preven the door closing he stook his right arm (the one with his briefcase in his hand) and didn't realise the force of the door, and then ended up dropping his briefcase inside the train and it pulled off! Luckily, some guy who he knew kept hold of it for him :lol:

Thats what the guy with a brand new suitcase said ;):lol:
 

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reminds me of the time I saw a guy at Tower Hill dash on to a D78 stock train and to preven the door closing he stook his right arm (the one with his briefcase in his hand) and didn't realise the force of the door, and then ended up dropping his briefcase inside the train and it pulled off! Luckily, some guy who he knew kept hold of it for him :lol:

So that's how these secret government documents get onto trains then it's the doors.:D
 

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Another funny one that I heard from a bloke at Colton Junction. Some new GBRf coal hoppers had arrived a wembley. The shunters must have been pretty dozy as it turned out the hoppers were attatched to an EWS container train which duly set up off the WCML. The folllowing day GBRf were expecting a rake of hoppers to deliver 'up North'. They were un-aware of the fact that the hoppers had suffered a (free) return trip up the WCML. Unfortunately it was was dark and no-body saw it but I bet the shunter in question felt like a complete ******* Pillock!! :lol::o:D:)
 

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I was just reminded of a rather dopey friend who seems to live on another planet, can be rather slow at times and has an incredible talent for breaking things accidentally, who managed to lose a ticket during the 30 second walk from the ticket office to the FSR barriers in Waverley.
Naturally, according to him, it was all my fault, of course.

haha what a classic, I wish I knew people like that:lol:
Oh wait, I do:lol:
;)
 

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Well, most people and their belongings tend to get onto trains via the doors :-P
Unless you have some unusual trains down south that I've never come across, of course ;)
Not so much unusual designs of trains down here, aside from the fact that OHLE isn't really found anywhere south of London...

...Although with the overcrowding that we get on SWT services into London first thing in the morning, I wouldn't be at all surprised if passengers started using the pantograph "cut-out" on top of 444s and 450s to give themselves enough space to fart! :shock::lol:<D
 

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Not so much unusual designs of trains down here, aside from the fact that OHLE isn't really found anywhere south of London...

...Although with the overcrowding that we get on SWT services into London first thing in the morning, I wouldn't be at all surprised if passengers started using the pantograph "cut-out" on top of 444s and 450s to give themselves enough space to fart! :shock::lol:<D

In fact, I'm sure the only route South of the Thames is High Speed 1?
 

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In fact, I'm sure the only route South of the Thames is High Speed 1?
Aye, I believe that is correct...And it's a true pity IMO. :sad::cry:

If we had some decent OHLE coverage down here - Or the owners of OHLE'd rolling stock would have the decency to fit TRE transformers/shoes to their vehicles - Then we would be able to see and use so much more interesting and faster electric rolling stock down here. As it is, the only proper high-speed electric we have that's capable of running on the Basingstoke ML is the 373 Eurostar...And even now we've never seen one of those down here for some reason! :cry:<(

Come on SWT...Ye already know how aggrevatingly slow thy services are! Give us passengers a decent Yule present, and invest in a few TRE'd Pendos! <D
(OK...I know that we have a love/hate relationship with Pendos, but they'd still be much faster and more fun than those Disastro things... ;))
 

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Aye, I believe that is correct...And it's a true pity IMO. :sad::cry:

If we had some decent OHLE coverage down here - Or the owners of OHLE'd rolling stock would have the decency to fit TRE transformers/shoes to their vehicles

319s, 377/2s, 375/6s ;)
 
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