Adverts?

[Butts]

I live nearby, but no matter how hard they try I'm never getting on another ATR unless I absolutely have to... sorry Aurigny!

Vodafone seem very determined to get my business today, previously it was KLM who came up all the time, just after I'd flown to Amsterdam with them.

At least you could calm your nerves and save a bit of cash with your Duty Free.

I once went on a small plane from Jersey to Guernsey (not sure the make) but in the seat pocket along with the safety info was a guide on how to fly the plane

 

[HST Power]

I've been looking at Alienware laptops all week and now I have loads of them. They must trace you somehow.

 

[Schnellzug]

At least you could calm your nerves and save a bit of cash with your Duty Free.

I once went on a small plane from Jersey to Guernsey (not sure the make) but in the seat pocket along with the safety info was a guide on how to fly the plane

did you go on a Trislander? You used to be able to (I don't know if Safety rules prohibit it now) sit next to the pilot.

 

[jon0844]

I once went on a small plane from Jersey to Guernsey (not sure the make) but in the seat pocket along with the safety info was a guide on how to fly the plane

When you boarded the plane did you turn right, or left?

 

[WestCoast]

did you go on a Trislander? You used to be able to (I don't know if Safety rules prohibit it now) sit next to the pilot.

You can sit next to the pilot still I believe. In any case a Trislander is quite a bit smaller than an ATR 42/72!

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

I am now viewing this thread as something akin to reading my horoscope in a publication, so what does life have in stock for me today:-

First Choice Holiday Villages
National Express
Life Insurance

Does this mean that I am in need of a holiday break and to go there by coach, but not to put much trust in the safety of the coach travel?

 

[Schnellzug]

I'm being invited to Be Future Proof with the New BlackBerry Touch (TM) 9680.
This was perhaps not the bext moment they could have chosen to promote it.

 

[Butts]

When you boarded the plane did you turn right, or left?

As I'm 6'3" it was more akin to crawling in - theres barely room to swing a mouse let alone a cat

 

[Minilad]

I keep being implored to take a cruise. Something that would be pretty much the bottom of my list when it comes to holiday choices. Although I do get asked to join the National Trust a lot, which is not much use seeing as I have been a member for nearly 10 years !!

 

[jon0844]

I'm being invited to Be Future Proof with the New BlackBerry Touch (TM) 9680.
This was perhaps not the bext moment they could have chosen to promote it.

The future is a life where you're NOT ruled by email because you won't get any.

 

[HST Power]

I've had Best Western Castles for three days solid! Can I buy a variety package?

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

A new horizon appears before me, from today's banner adverts....

Spareroom.co.uk
Oakfurnitureland.co.uk.
Ford Transit Vans

Maybe it's about time that my wife and I did something with regards to letting our unused spare bedrooms and putting new wooden furniture in them, which we will bring to our home in a new large addition to our motor stock..:roll:

 

[Hydro]

I've got National Express and Club Med.

I'm off to Spain by bus, it seems.

 

[Schnellzug]

Well, i seem to be a bit more upmarket. I'm being offered cruises to Classical Civilisations from just £1,995.

 

[HST Power]

The Virgin Bee has gone beyond cute. He is now annoying, and I want a rolled up newspaper....

 

[Temple Meads]

More Than home insurance - I don't even own my house...!

 

[jon0844]

The Virgin Bee has gone beyond cute. He is now annoying, and I want a rolled up newspaper....

Do you mean the Vodafone bee or are you just pointing out that the bee in question is a virgin?

 

[HST Power]

Do you mean the Vodafone bee or are you just pointing out that the bee in question is a virgin?

Well he shall continue to be the 'Virgin' Bee because I won't be paying for their services any time soon!

 

[Eagle]

The Virgin Bee has gone beyond cute. He is now annoying, and I want a rolled up newspaper....

When was the last time Virgin Mobile actually ran an advert? It often seems like the last couple of years BransonCorp have been trying to deny they are a mobile service provider.

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

More excitement awaits me today:-

Copenhagen City Breaks
Mazda 2TS 4 x 4 vehicles
Zendesk 2.0 customer support.

Shall I ring the Zendesk help desk to tell them that it is a long drive to Copenhagen from Cheshire East, even using a 4 x 4, via the Channel Tunnel route.

 

[Schnellzug]

Today i'm being invited to visit Greece, and Turkey, and get 30% off travel with National Express. I don't think NX go to Greece & Turkey, although Eurolines might, but that would be a bit of a trek.

 

[Eagle]

I'm being offered life insurance... thing is there's a box that says "select your age" and there's no 21 in it.

 

[WestCoast]

Very weird combinations today!

"Create your own 3D holographic images, direct from your CAD design!" :-?
"Visit the Isle of Man"

and DesperateSeller.co.uk - hmmm...

 

[HST Power]

Visit Greece today...I already have!

 

[jon0844]

When was the last time Virgin Mobile actually ran an advert? It often seems like the last couple of years BransonCorp have been trying to deny they are a mobile service provider.

It has been part of Virgin Media for some time now. You can still get a Virgin mobile, but not a 'Virgin Mobile' (if you see the difference).

They do advertise on the web.

 

[HST Power]

East Coast Trains!

Now that's more like it!

 

[Schnellzug]

Funny how infrequently anything actually to do with trains does come up. They're usually trying to persuade me to fly or take the Coach.
Talking of which, i've got Aurignry again.

 

[trentside]

Centre Parcs, USwitch.com and Vodafone for me today.

I did visit USwitch recently on someone's behalf, so that is possibly related to my browsing history.

 

[Eagle]

East Coast Trains!

Now that's more like it!

Why can't I get geographically relevant TOCs in my adverts? What's the point of adverts using geoIP data if they only show me Southern and TPE, when I live in Warwickshire?

 

[WestCoast]

I've got a railway one..

Fare Evasion? No problem. Our quality solicitors can help you Contact us now for a free quote! *firm*