... was walking in the Garden of Eden one day, feeling pretty glum. "What's the matter?", said God to Adam. "Well, you know how it is", replied Adam. "You've given me Eden, and all the animals, and all the food and plants.. but I'm lonely."
"Lonely?" said God.
"Yes, lonely," replied Adam.
"Well," said God, "I've got just the thing for you. I'm going to make you a companion. She'll be called woman; she'll be everything you've ever desired. She'll cook for you, she'll clean for you, she'll be full of witty conversation, she'll make mad, passionate love to you, whenever you desire, and, when you discover clothes, she'll make the finest garments for you."
"Wow!", said Adam. "What would a woman line this cost?".
"Oh," said God, "An arm and a leg".
"Ok", said Adam, "What could I get for a rib?".
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"Lonely?" said God.
"Yes, lonely," replied Adam.
"Well," said God, "I've got just the thing for you. I'm going to make you a companion. She'll be called woman; she'll be everything you've ever desired. She'll cook for you, she'll clean for you, she'll be full of witty conversation, she'll make mad, passionate love to you, whenever you desire, and, when you discover clothes, she'll make the finest garments for you."
"Wow!", said Adam. "What would a woman line this cost?".
"Oh," said God, "An arm and a leg".
"Ok", said Adam, "What could I get for a rib?".
Sorry...
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