12th July. A total crankfest in order, with the emphasis on as much loco-haulage as possible as part of my Year of the Locomotive, combined with the usual attempts to tick off a few more lines and accumulate quality mileage. A nice leisurely start on the 10:39 333 ex-Shipley to meet the 11:11 Plymouth Cross Country working at Leeds. The reason for this later than usual start is to get a train that is both late enough to permit cheap advance tickets on this leg, and crucially not a Voyager. It also permits me to be more involved with the morning home routine, take the boys to school etc, which helps get Brownie Points in the bag. The 11:11 (06:30 ex-Dundee and the last southbound HST of the day) was half full at most, and the woman in the seat next me bailed at Wakefield Westgate, allowing me to spread out and relax. I’d been booked into a priority disabled seat (5) for some reason, so I had loads of legroom as well. A smooth and quiet mk III coach with no underfloor noise, a seat that lined up perfectly with the window, plenty of legroom and no hideous stink from the toilets, all for £22.50: this is really great, and as good as travelling second class with XC can ever get IMHO. Two American girls boarded at Wakefield heading for Truro, so I’m glad they were on this train and will go home with a more positive report of our railways than would have been the case had they been on a Vomiter for 5 hours. My advice to anyone choosing seats when booking HSTs on XC’s website is to bag either seat 5 or 6 if available, although this is incompatible with my other piece of advice about using XC’s website, which is “don’t”. They charge you a quid to pick up your tickets from a machine at a station FFS, instead providing a free ‘e-ticket’ option enabling the lucky holder to print out and carry around with them a dog-eared piece of A4, and have to produce their credit card to verify it for some reason. I’ve nothing against the concept of e-tickets, but personally I’d rather have the choice to have a credit card sized ticket that I can keep in my wallet, and I don’t want to be forced down the e-ticket route by a financial penalty. I’ve only fallen foul of this once (a split fare, so TWO dog-eared pieces of A4!), and to avoid this again the ticket I was travelling on this time was booked through ATW who didn’t want a quid for me to collect it.
At Birmingham I strolled over to Snow Hill and boarded a 150 on the 13:37 to Dorridge as far as Solihull. Shack scratch for me at both ends of this run

I waited 8 minutes on Solihull’s somehow slightly inadequate feeling station for a 168 on the 14:03 to Marylebone (13:55 off Moor Street). This was my first go on a ‘Clubman’ and it’s just a 4-car 170 with nicer seats isn’t it? A short 11 minute run to Warwick Parkway was the final positioning move before loco-haulage began in earnest.
I had almost 40 minutes to kill at Warwick Parkway before the 14:52 to Moor Street, so I went for a pleasant walk around the quiet country lanes, although the buzz of traffic on the nearby A46 was ever present in the background. I must have walked for nearly half an hour with no more than three cars passing me, which was nice. The 14:52 was showing 5 minutes late, so a longer wait than planned at the Parkway’s somewhat spartan facilities. A shed thundered through northbound on what looked like empty cartics, and a brace of 220s also passed through in each direction, carrying their cargoes of suffering passengers towards Newcastle and Southampton respectively.
At 14:57 a DVT came into view around the corner at the head of the 13:20 Marylebone > Moor Street. Good. This would mean 67015 would be leading on the 15:55 return. I took a seat as close to the loco as possible, but someone was occupying the prime bashers’ seats in the unrefurbed mk III. Anyway, I could see the loco through the corridor connection in the coach end, and it was making quite a good bit of noise on start up. The journey to Moor Street took only 20 minutes and we were on time arriving at 15:17. I realised I hadn’t had any lunch so walked up to the city centre and found a Tesco. I was continually accosted by charity muggers (three times in a single minute at one point) during this short walk. Earlier in the day I’d seen them about while en route to Snow Hill, but had carefully evaded being caught in their tractor beams, even daringly asking one who tried to accost me if she could direct me to Snow Hill station before she had a chance to begin her spiel. I must have had my radar switched off this time though, or looked less of a tightwad perhaps, but suddenly I was being pounced on and chugged from all angles. I don’t like this because I don’t like being pressured into feeling bad about and signing up for something I haven’t thought properly about, nor do I like having to be rude to strangers. Anyway, feeling a bit like Legolas or Gimli slaying Orcs at Helm’s Deep, I managed to fight my way through this onslaught, not a single direct debit mandate having been signed, to get my prize of one of Tesco’s excellent value £2.50 meal deals.
Back at Moor Street I bagged the best of the bashers’ seats at a table by the front vestibule and settled down to enjoy the loco haulage. Got my head out leaving Moor Street and then again back at Warwick Parkway 20 minutes later. People were looking baffled at every station platform at this peculiar, silver train with weird doors that you actually have to
open yourself! Why does this confuse people? Surely the handle is visibly a handle and I would guess that everyone has handles on their doors at home, on their cars etc. Or maybe I’m hopelessly behind the times here and most people have to push a button to open doors in their houses these days; standing around fuming while their husband/wife/father/mother/whoever runs into the cellar to put a little metal key thing into a hole and turn it so the button illuminates and the doors can be opened. Announcements explaining how to open the doors were given before each stop. This doesn’t happen on HSTs. More heads out at Leamington, after which we were treated to an exhilarating run on the long stretch to Banbury. This is the life. Mk IIIs. Loco haulage. Watching the world slip by with hardly a care in the world for a couple of hours. If it weren’t for cranking I think I’d be seriously messed up by the stresses of modern life!
Soon we were at Banbury and digging the excellent semaphores, before getting heads out one last time behind 67015. A good run to Aynho and beyond, arrving at Bicester a mere hour after leaving Moor Street, not too bad for a 57¼ mile run with 4 intermediate stops. Slightly under half an hour to wait in Bicester, which if not the most underwhelming place in England, is certainly not far behind. 67014 was on the rear of the 17:23 to Birmingham (16:30 off Marylebone), and left bang on time. Fortunately the bashers’ seats were unoccupied in the ex-WSMR mk III, but less fortunately the next bay was occupied by an attractive and smartly turned out yet incredibly drunk and very loud Yorkshirewoman of about 40. Her foul language and cackling laughter filled the carriage, but everyone was being terribly English about the whole business and pretending it wasn’t happening. She was travelling with two men in their twenties, and judging by the nature of what she was [loudly and lewdly] saying, one or more probably both of them were going to get lucky before the evening was out. Or perhaps
unlucky is more like it if one imagines each of them waking up the next morning and staring into the void where his soul had been the day before. Anyway they got off the train (or rather
fell off in the case of the ‘lady’) at Banbury, and I took it upon myself to apologise to the carriage on behalf of my county, and to assure them that we aren’t all like that. Whether they believed me or not I don’t know, but it helped lighten a fairly grumpy atmosphere!
More heads-out from Leamington, Parkway, Dorridge and Solihull before docking at platform 3 at Moor Street five early at 18:30. I bade farewell to skip 14 that had provided solid entertainment for the past hour and strolled over to platform 2 for the 18:36 to Worcester Shrub Hill, formed of 150012 and taken as far as Stourbridge Junction. Semi-fast thank God, so not quite such a grind as last time. This gives a dead connection at 19:09 into the branch working, but luckily 139002 was running a minute late so I was able to catch it without a 10 minute wait. During the day there are 6 clockface arrivals per hour at the Junction from the Birmingham direction, 4 of which have a dead connection into the branch. What’s going on here? Given that the length of the branch can just about be walked in the interval between departures, surely this is lunacy and shifting the times of the PPM back 2 minutes from xx: x9 to xx: x1 would sort this out. London Midland, I await your next timetable with interest.
The following morning I caught the 06:44 back to the Junction, where the monitors were displaying the ominous warning that a signalling problem at Worcester Shrub Hill was causing delays and alterations that could be expected to go on until at least 09:00! Nothing appeared to be running late because of this though, and I boarded the 06:51 to Foregate Street that actually arrived at its destination 2 early. The run in the 150 south of Kidderminster was a lot more fun than the stop-start section to the north, and we hurtled through Hartlebury and beyond at 70+. At Foregate Street the 07:30 London HST came and went on time, followed by the equally on time 170508 on the 07:43 to Hereford, which I boarded. What was the fictitious warning at Stourbridge Junction about then? Just teasing?
What a splendid station Great Malvern is, and what a splendid part of the world in general. I’d forgotten just how nice it is in fact, nestling on the side of a truly huge and striking hill, rising suddenly out of the plain of the River Severn. The last time I’d been here was over 11 years ago when on an induction programme for my current employer, and I went out with a van driver around Kidderminster, Malvern and Ludlow, which on a bright and snowy day was a stunning introduction to this semi-secret gem of England. We continued through more gorgeous countryside and pristine orchards until Hereford was reached 4 early at 08:32. Last time I was on the line itself had been sometime in the mid-80s on a Tyseley-based 116 with no bog all the way from Hereford to New Street via Stourbridge, so this is a situation where a 170 is definitely a massive improvement on past traction! Next move was 2-car 175006 on the 08:42 to Cardiff, which was worryingly full on arrival, but luckily about half the occupants bailed and things were just comfortable from then on. I left the train at Newport and 5 minutes later 57316 pulled into the same platform with the up WAG-Ex. I didn’t bother trying to find a seat on the quite full train and just played at being vestibule veg for the run into Cardiff Central, where I went out of the barriers to buy a Valleys Day Explorer ticket.
The last five trains had seen a gradual improvement in comfort standards, from a 139, to a 150, graduating to a 170 then a 175, finally reaching a crescendo with the wonderful mk IIf’s on the WAG-Ex. This progression was brought crashing sharply back down to Earth by the sight of 150264 on the 10:18 to Maesteg, taken all the way to the terminus for line grice from Bridgend onwards. Apart from loco-haulage, today was about clearing up Valley lines that have been opened since about 1986 when I did the lot in a day. The run up the valley from Bridgend was very pleasant and lush, although some of the communities served looked poverty-stricken to put it mildly. Straight back from Maesteg to Bridgend where I boarded a 142 + 143 combo on the 11:42 to Cardiff via Barry. More new line all the way on the 19 mile run to Barry, where I bailed to wait for the late running 12:19 to the Island. Trains on the branch are booked to arrive at the terminus one minute
after the return working is booked to depart

so a seven minutes late departure from Barry didn’t bode well. This insurance policy of negative turnarounds in the public timetable is also to be seen at Wrexham Central, so is it an ATW thing? 150230 went back out 7 minutes late on the 12:25 to Merthyr Tydfil, and now I had to wait to see what would come in to form my 12:40 to Aberdare. I was hoping that in such a pacer stronghold as the Valleys I would stand a good chance of racking up some quality pacer mileage, but sadly my home for the next 160 minutes rolled in in the shape of 150280

I took this all the way to Aberdare and back to Cardiff Queen Street. The run up the Cynon Valley is spectacular, but boy, this is a frustratingly slow and tedious journey. The more so as we passed a couple of pacers with ‘Aberdare’ on the front on the return journey, showing that 150s do not by any means have a monopoly on Aberdare/Merthyr runs. By the time I got back to Queen Street I was very ready to bail. I can’t believe that one day about 25 years ago I spent most of a day doing the whole lot as it stood then (Treherbert, Merthyr, Rhymney, Coryton, Bute Road, Penarth and Barry Island), all in the aforementioned 116s without bogs. I must have been driven mad!
A reminder of this Derby high-density suburban no bog hell was provided at Queen Street on the short run to Bute Road/Bay/whatever on the ATW bubble car, recently back in service after a long absence. Nowadays it’s a welcome curiosity viewed through the rosiest of rose-tinted spectacles, and who needs a toilet on a 2 minute journey (for some reason give twice that in the book)? For the second time today I was travelling in a single car oddity on a genuine short branch shuttle, all very Great Western if you ask me. I eschewed the chance of a second round trip on the 15:36 ex-Queen Street because I was ravenous and needed to find some grub. If ‘brunch’ is a combination of ‘breakfast’ and ‘lunch’, then what is the equivalent afternoon meal? Anyway, I got my lunner at McDonalds (again, sorry folks) and scoffed it before taking the 16:15 WAG-Ex back north. This is becoming a regular move home for me from this part of the world, and the run to Chester was as good as last time. Very full again (how about an extra TSO ATW?), and more cranks, with the usual insects bailing at Cwmbran. Somebody was even shouting ‘my lords!’ out of the window which helped recreate the atmosphere of old times! At Shrewsbury two more youthful cranks boarded and gave a very impressive display of highly elaborate flailing as a huge cloud of clag erupted from the ‘snatcher as it accelerated away once out of the station and on the straight towards Yorton. The journey home from Chester was very much as last time, and home was reached at about 22:50.
Incidentally, during the journey on the northbound WAG-Ex I overheard two normals saying to their travelling companions what a nice train this was. It’s a shame more people didn’t realise how nice mk IIs and mk IIIs were when they were commonplace, and when they were in the process of being [often prematurely] replaced by nasty things like Vomiters and Pendolinos and various species of often unsuitable DMU. It seems most people genuinely don’t appreciate what they’ve got till it’s gone.
Over 284 loco-hauled miles towards the Year of the Locomotive, plus 116 in a very nice HST environment and a couple of novelties in the shape of the 139 and 121. All in all a very successful and enjoyable trip.