10,000!

[wintonian]

Oh no.....

Despite my hatred of Maths I've certainly enjoyed reading the posting graphs created by OxtedL. It's interesting to see who's posting when and at what frequency.

Well I'll be leaving at arround 299,792,458 meters per second into the distance.

 

[HST Power]

*runs screaming out of the thread never to be seen again*

 

[trentside]

Maths = Good incentive to leave and go back to what I'm supposed to be doing...

 

[HST Power]

Maths = Good incentive to leave and go back to what I'm supposed to be doing...

Indeed, return to the essay!

 

[SS4]

Well I'll be leaving at arround 299,792,458 meters per second into the distance.

You and your infinite mass

 

[OxtedL]

Ah, geeky jokes... Here's another one...

READ THIS FIRST!

An electron and a proton walk into a bar. The proton says "Your round." The electron replies "Are you sure?" So the proton replies "I'm positive."

...

 

[wintonian]

You and your infinite mass

Pepole allways say that about my huge erm... waist line
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An electron and a proton walk into a bar. The proton says "Your round." The electron replies "Are you sure?" So the proton replies "I'm positive."

John Inman had a similar joke in an episode of Are You Being Served? about AC & DC.

 

[HST Power]

Ah, geeky jokes... Here's another one...

READ THIS FIRST!

Not bad at all!

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

If this thread is heading in the direction of maths...

I'll be off!

Now then, young man, there is nothing wrong with the study of Mathematics to give your mental agility full and free reign to expand.

Many mathematicians are excellant chess players. If you can combine this ability with a sense of humour, you can be regarded as a well-balanced individual. Unfortunately, Einstein would never have been a success on "The Comedy Store". I do not see myself as being akin to Mr. Spock on Startrek.

An old fusspot, maybe, but an old fusspot who can see humour in many apects of life.

Can you guess which was the subject that I obtained my "First" in at Manchester University in 1966? (This is not a part of the Cryptic Clue section on the Quiz Forum),

 

[bb21]

If this thread is heading in the direction of maths...

I'll be off!

I offer very cheap private tuition. I only charge £exp(i*pi) per hour.

Math problems? Call 0800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

 

[HST Power]

Thanks for the offer, but I've already had tuition.

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

Blessed are the mathematicians, for they shall multiply the divisions amongst peoples.

 

[wintonian]

Blessed are the mathematicians, for they shall multiply the divisions amongst peoples.

 

[bb21]

Thanks for the offer, but I've already had tuition.

You clearly didn't get it, otherwise you wouldn't be refusing.

 

[HST Power]

You clearly didn't get it, otherwise you wouldn't be refusing.

I don't do Maths. It might as well be written in Russian.

 

[OxtedL]

Pah.... до свидания HST Power...

 

[HST Power]

pah.... до свидания hst power...

И почему Вы говорите до свидания?

 

[SS4]

i don't do maths. It might as well be written in russian.

квадрат гипотенузы равен сумме квадратов двух коротких сторон


disclaimer: I don't speak a word of Russian and use google translate. Therefore I've no idea if it's actually saying something like "A donkey bit off my penis four years ago"

 

[OxtedL]

И почему Вы говорите до свидания?

Вы не заинтересованы в математике ...

And that is as far as my Russian will stretch before I have to throw away the dictionary and cry out to Google Translate also...

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

10,000...now where have I seen that before? Oh yes, now I remember...

It was at the battle of Thermopylae when 300 Spartans fought at the pass against a force of 10,000 Persians led by Xerxes 1....well, at least in the Hollywood production :roll:

 

[SS4]

10,000...now where have I seen that before? Oh yes, now I remember...

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

[/meme]

 

[HST Power]

And that is as far as my Russian will stretch before I have to throw away the dictionary and cry out to Google Translate also...

Я не говорю на русском языке!

Хотя это - развлечение, использующее переводчика, и симулирующий Вас может!

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

[/meme]

Hollywood never let the facts spoil a good story.

 

[HST Power]

Что является Вами два разговора о?

 

[ralphchadkirk]

Должны ли мы все прекратить говорить на русском языке сейчас?

 

[HST Power]

Это дает мне головную боль, впечатывающую все эти российские предложения так может быть, мы должны!

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

Это дает мне головную боль, впечатывающую все эти российские предложения так может быть, мы должны!

Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo

 

[bb21]

Should I be concerned that I don't understand any Russian? Is it now the latest fad? Must call in one of the professors from upstairs lol

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

should i be concerned that i don't understand any russian? Is it now the latest fad? Must call in one of the professors from upstairs lol

Latine loqui coactus sum. Bene cum latine nescias, nolo manus in te maculare!!

 

[HST Power]

Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo

I take it this is Latin? The only thing I know about Latin is that it's no longer spoken, it was once used by the Romans, the word Volvo comes from Latin and when I did my GCSE's loads of people dumped German so they could do it instead and take an easy one year course that didn't even count as a GCSE!

In short, I haven't a clue what it means!