Passengers are currently unable to alight from trains at Shepley...

[district]

... due to reports by police of a LION in the area.

 

[Mojo]

As reported by @NRE_Northern.

Although I hear there is only disruption to the mane line.

Cue lion related puns...

 

[tbtc]

Good to see them taking pride in their work

 

[Lampshade]

hock:

 

[district]

Oh dear, these jokes get worse and worse!

 

[4SRKT]

It seems that after a brief paws in the service, trains are no longer roaring through Shepley but calling as normal.

 

[tbtc]

Oh dear, these jokes get worse and worse!

No need to get Catty

 

[WillPS]

I wonder whether this event was prepared for in the automated announcements?

 

[Hydro]

Thankfully it's not on a mane line.

 

[BR Blue]

I wonder if there was up-ROAR amongst the passengers.

 

[WestCoast]

I PREY that the lion has been found!

 

[EM2]

Must have got a ticket from thetrainlion.com

 

[142094]

Had to say it did look a bit funny on the West Yorkshire Metro updates.

 

[tigerroar]

I was there earlier, saw a geezer sprinting up the road and asked him if he'd seen the lion down ther. His reply?

"You don't think I'm chasing it do you?"

 

[185]

Passengers are instead using buses.




Ring & Pride.

 

[Mojo]

This story made it onto the Radio 4 news at 9. Apparently the police found nothing.

 

[asylumxl]

I got a feline it might have been a hoax.

 

[table38]

Maybe it was the ghost of D0260

 

[class156]

Hopefully they haven't been lion about this

...I'll grab my coat.

 

[table38]

...I'll grab my coat.

Better had, before we start pelting you for the bad puns

 

[AlterEgo]

When I saw this on NRE I didn't believe it. I thought they must have been lion to me.

 

[Nym]

Well, I've looked for one but can't find any humerous drawings or pictures of Lions and trains...

Best I could find...

 

[Eagle]

Well, I've looked for one but can't find any humerous drawings or pictures of Lions and trains...

Two seconds on Google :P

 

[Hydro]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-101220-lion-train-eg.photoblog900.jpg


Oh get knotted, Eagle beat me to it! With the same pic!

 

[Nym]

Two seconds on Google :P

Damn me for searching FA first...

Supprised no-one posted this one..

 

[Jonny]

The police decided to re-lion a single report...

 

[deltic1989]

its a paws for thought though. at least everything is purrfect again.
*dons a tin hat and hides under the table*

 

[stut]

Can you claim Delay Repay, or is there a claws preventing it?

 

[YorkshireBear]

i nearly lost the will to live reading these jokes.... simply because i had thought of some of them too and realised how bad they are

 

[crewmeal]

In the old days the excuse for late trains was a cow on the line.