Station names that have an amusing Spoonerism

[Thebaz]

Not a spoonerism but you don’t want to try Finsbury Park backwards in polite company!

Nor Upton Park!

 

[Moritzplatz]

The Reverend Spooner would have been well advised to avoid Hunts Cross.

 

[norbitonflyer]

Sinking Lentil
Gurning Teen
Paint St Crass

 

[PTR 444]

As this thread is about Spoonerisms, surely it’s only natural to have Rooner Spow, whatever that may mean.

Or moving from stations to pubs, how about Spetherwoons.

 

[GRALISTAIR]

Slime Treet

 

[Pigeon]

Mistol Bremple Teads.

 

[liamf656]

Not quite a direct spoonerism but I enjoy saying Gatport Airwick

 

[Jamesrob637]

Cheetham Happel

Warrington Crank Bee

 

[Ashley Hill]

Or moving from stations to pubs, how about Spetherwoons.

Done that on the realistic AI thread.

Sunday lunchtimes with Dad.
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[izvor]

Nor Upton Park!

Or Moor Park...

 

[D6130]

Returning to Scotland:

Willington Hest

Hester Wailes

Wellsbill

Harklall

Rumdry

Chumdrapel

Bumdarton Central

Bumdarton East

Suke Street

Lawshands

Banglank

Mort Fatilda

 

[RyanOPlasty]

Pempton Kark
Reckham Pye
Wetts Pood
Montefract Ponkhill
Dimsby Grocks

 

[Requeststop]

Best Wury - Especially if you are concerned about a connection there

 

[supervalkoinen]

Lice Rain

 

[D6130]

Froughty Berry

 

[Geswedey]

Not a spoonerism but you don’t want to try Finsbury Park backwards in polite company!

Or Cuffley

 

[davetheguard]

Shameful pee taking of a certain Oxford don -

You will all leave Oxford by the next town drain.

 

[D6130]

Milton Darsh

Fandlers Chord

Cowlands Castle

Waddock Pood

Winces Pisborough

Kittle Limble

Cerrards Gross

Greer Seen

Nicester North

Sings Kutton

 

[johnnychips]

Shameful pee taking of a certain Oxford don -

You will all leave Oxford by the next town drain.

The whole thing was allegedly:
"You have hissed my mystery lectures. You have tasted a whole worm. You will leave by the town drain”.

 

[philjo]

Not a spoonerism but when commuting there for several years a group of us often referred to Potters Bizarre.

 

[SomeTrainboy]

thee corpse

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Straybones

 

[D6130]

Bents Kank

Dilversale

Farncorth

Canlaster

Lare Bane

Hapclam

Wigglesgick

Prong Leston

Hibbleread

Darsgale

Wanglathby

 

[Jaydubya]

Heckenham Bill
Henmark Dill
Hydenham Sill
Hadwurst

 

[D6130]

Werbick

Golepate

Pampden Hark

Booden Beach

Hexbill

 

[Jaydubya]

Booting Tec
Tanning Clown

 

[D1511]

Not a station but a railway location.....

Seattock Bummit

 

[D6130]

Harket Marborough

Festerchield

Mardon Bill

Borcridge

Miding Rill

Hudproe

Tunsdon

 

[CW2]

Bang Porn

 

[izvor]

Gay Fate

Raw Ham (Horam)

Horsham <> Shoreham

And why no station called Middle Park?