Lol.
Seriously though I don't see the 350/2s ever going to Scotrail.
Neither do I really, would either be a microfleet to meet new electrification shortfall, or full replacement of 318s, until new fleet order is complete.
Just out of curiosity, does anyone know how similar 350 and 380 cab layouts are? 380s have external cameras for DOO, were these ever added to 350/2 (sorry probably somewhere in this thread)
There is an argument to be made that it fits with Scotrail's fleet simplification, as they are very similar to 380s.
If Porterbrook are sticking with the poor leasing terms of very high mileage charges, stick them on Cathcart Circle services, where they would cover almost no distance. (I am sure the ROSCO could see that coming and adjust their terms accordingly)