Somewhat off the exact topic of this thread but... My sister in law used to live near Penge East station, and used to refer to it jokingly as "Ponge Est", pronouncing Penge as a French person might say it. The first time me & Mrs Stubbs went to visit her there, Mrs S asked the lady in the ticket office for "Two to Ponge Est, please", leading to much confusion until I realised what she'd done and was able to intervene and clarify the request. She had actually believed that that was what the station was called! My, how we laughed.