Particularly enjoyed on the Cal Sleeper the other night, reading the “for us getting a good night’s sleep is important, there will be no announcements during disruption, would you like to host to inform you if the train will be delayed” on the breakfast card. Smart way of doing it I thought. Filled it in, shoved it on the door, settled in. Could hear various other people boarding, families etc trying to settle kids before the train departed.
30 mins later (still in Euston), vaguely drifting off ….
“IF YOU SEE SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T LOOK RIGHT ….”
3 times, one after the other, through the room PA at full volume.
Given almost all people will be travelling alone, or with their partner / known companion, in a space the size of a shoe box, in a room they require key card entry to, and which they have to be checked into by a member of staff, this must be up there with the most stupid examples of the electronic diarrhoea ?
Would be interesting to know, when the 10th Anniversary of that particular campaign is reached in November 2016, how many times they estimate it has been played across the network and how many severe incidents it has provably prevented.
On the basis that car accident statistics would be drastically improved if we all stayed at home stationary for the remainder of our lives, and doing anything at all carries some level of risk, perhaps we might enter the second decade with a little more faith in our fellow humans sitting nonchalantly next to the unattended rucksack with the ticking alarm clock and wires poking out, sitting wondering whether that text number finishes … 61014 or 61016. If only they’d had someone to read it out to them multiple times this minute.