The Conservatives seem to be sleepwalking to (electoral) disaster. What can they do to win? Play devil's advocate if necessary.
Here are some not entirely frivolous suggestions.
Rishi Sunak resigns – either because he gets fed up with being put under pressure from all directions, or because the mysterious “Dr. No” tells him he has to. Who is going to replace him?
It needs to be a figure with charisma. Boris? Too tarnished by Covid. Step forward Nigel Farage. He can talk the talk all right. He’s the man who kept promoting Brexit, so he’ll appeal to all those who voted for it, including those in the “Red Wall” constituencies who voted Conservative in 2019. He promises that, if elected, he’ll make Lee Anderson the Levelling Up minister, Suella Braverman will become Metropolitan Police Commissioner, and Liz Truss will be Chancellor of the Exchequer.
At present, Labour are hoping that in Scotland there’ll be a swing to them from the SNP. But as the war in Gaza drags on, sentiment moves back to the SNP because Humza Yousaf has relatives there and both territories want independence or freedom, in different ways. So Labour don’t make the gains they hope for.
Meanwhile a scandal hits the Lib Dems. There are currently constituencies with big Conservative majorities which could swing to LD in an election, if a pact with Labour, formal or informal, can persuade the anti-Conservative vote to support just one candidate. Because of this scandal, potential Conservative swingers won’t switch to the Lib Dems, but they won’t go so far as to vote Labour. They might have voted Reform, but with Farage as Conservative leader they see no need to do that. So the Conservatives hang on to seats they were afraid they might lose.
It looks (in this scenario) as if Donald Trump is likely to become US President again. Farage says he’s lining up Boris Johnson to be the UK Ambassador to the US. Trump says he will fast-track a big US – UK trade deal. What he and Farage don’t say is that American pharmaceutical and medical companies will get a large slice of the NHS, but that’s how Farage and Truss expect to be able to make big tax cuts.
I think I’d better leave this fantasy world before I get trapped in it. Already I can see the prospect of CAF offering to finance the complete replacement of rolling stock on the Bakerloo and Central Lines [see the thread
CAF donations to the Conservative Party]. All it needs is for Nadine Dorries to be appointed Lord Chancellor, and the Conservatives have it made.