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Comedic "things you would ban": minor things that irritate you

dangie

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When you've mown the lawns, got the sun chair out, cracked open a beer, lay back & relaxed.... then the young(ish) chap who lives next door breaks the silence and starts mowing his lawns :'(

Still, shouldn't complain. While I was mowing my lawns he was up the ladder clearing out my gutters......... 8-)

Note: The wife does bake them a cake........
 
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Could be worse, you might have a neighbour who likes metalwork... and if it's a nice sunny day likes to do it outside. Ah the sound of a saw cutting metal on a sunny afternoon...
 

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When you've mown the lawns, got the sun chair out, cracked open a beer, lay back & relaxed.... then the young(ish) chap who lives next door breaks the silence and starts mowing his lawns :'(

Still, shouldn't complain. While I was mowing my lawns he was up the ladder clearing out my gutters......... 8-)

Note: The wife does bake them a cake........

This won't make me many friends: but I harbour at times, evil thoughts favouring the banning of lawns. They are not very wildlife-friendly -- adding-up overall, to what must be a great acreage of monocultures of severely-trimmed grass of essentially one kind; plus, mowing and otherwise tending the things takes up a lot of time and effort which might be used for other purposes. Thoughts are prompted of a passage in the book -- published some three-quarters of a century ago -- The Greeks, by the classical scholar H.D.F. Kitto. Gives a witty, and very readable, coverage of Ancient Greek civilisation; the author muses at one point, on how the A.G.s were able to have the amount of time they did, to devote to generally intellectual and artistic issues. He suggests as part of an answer: life in ancient times -- with much stuff having been invented since then, which maybe improves our quality of life, but also complicates one's day, and eats up time and attention -- was simpler, taking less time-and-attention to deal with; plus the factor of a Mediterranean climate landing people with fewer rigours needing to be coped with, than is the case with us who live further north. He mentions -- tongue-in-cheek, I feel; but his thought here has always appealed to me -- lawn-mowing occupying in a mundane way, many British folk for a fair chunk of their time. Says, a propos, something to the effect of "in a climate such as ours, grass proves to be a significant enemy of intellectual activity".
 

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This won't make me many friends: but I harbour at times, evil thoughts favouring the banning of lawns. They are not very wildlife-friendly -- adding-up overall, to what must be a great acreage of monocultures of severely-trimmed grass of essentially one kind; plus, mowing and otherwise tending the things takes up a lot of time and effort which might be used for other purposes. Thoughts are prompted of a passage in the book -- published some three-quarters of a century ago -- The Greeks, by the classical scholar H.D.F. Kitto. Gives a witty, and very readable, coverage of Ancient Greek civilisation; the author muses at one point, on how the A.G.s were able to have the amount of time they did, to devote to generally intellectual and artistic issues. He suggests as part of an answer: life in ancient times -- with much stuff having been invented since then, which maybe improves our quality of life, but also complicates one's day, and eats up time and attention -- was simpler, taking less time-and-attention to deal with; plus the factor of a Mediterranean climate landing people with fewer rigours needing to be coped with, than is the case with us who live further north. He mentions -- tongue-in-cheek, I feel; but his thought here has always appealed to me -- lawn-mowing occupying in a mundane way, many British folk for a fair chunk of their time. Says, a propos, something to the effect of "in a climate such as ours, grass proves to be a significant enemy of intellectual activity".
I sympathise with the view, particularly in respect of those who obsess about lawns. In defence of the green stuff though, grass is a reraltively cheap form of 'paving for large open spaces', and probabbly a lot cheaper than anything manmade.
 
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How long will the tabloids feel obliged to follow X with the phrase 'formerly known as Twitter' when boring us with some nomark's social media activity?
 

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the author muses at one point, on how the A.G.s [Ancient Greeks] were able to have the amount of time they did, to devote to generally intellectual and artistic issues
Because slaves mowed any lawns they had. Those, and other working classes, did not leave much in the way of records of their lives, while the intellectual elite had the time to do so. As a result, we tend to think of the Greeks as spending all their time standing around in white robes by fountains in colonaded courtyards listening to Plato or Socrates holding forth on the meaning of life. Among other things, they concluded that civilisation could not exist without slaves.
 

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Because slaves mowed any lawns they had. Those, and other working classes, did not leave much in the way of records of their lives, while the intellectual elite had the time to do so. As a result, we tend to think of the Greeks as spending all their time standing around in white robes by fountains in colonaded courtyards listening to Plato or Socrates holding forth on the meaning of life. Among other things, they concluded that civilisation could not exist without slaves.
To his credit, Mr. Kitto also doesn't try to deny the importance and ubiquity of slaves and slavery, re Greek civilisation's functioning; though he perhaps paints the "slave" scene there, in less dark colours than it deserves.
 

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I would like to ban news outlets reporting on the current problem of school building closures from spelling the name of the affected type of concrete "Raac". This makes it look like "Raac" is a brand name and it's a specific branded product which is affected. This is not the case - it should be "RAAC" (all caps), an abbreviation standing for "reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete".
 

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I would like to ban news outlets reporting on the current problem of school building closures from spelling the name of the affected type of concrete "Raac". This makes it look like "Raac" is a brand name and it's a specific branded product which is affected. This is not the case - it should be "RAAC" (all caps), an abbreviation standing for "reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete".
You know, for a minute I read it as “Raab”. Seems appropriate somehow.
 

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Because slaves mowed any lawns they had. Those, and other working classes, did not leave much in the way of records of their lives, while the intellectual elite had the time to do so. As a result, we tend to think of the Greeks as spending all their time standing around in white robes by fountains in colonaded courtyards listening to Plato or Socrates holding forth on the meaning of life. Among other things, they concluded that civilisation could not exist without slaves.
I recall reading that the first lawn was at Versailles during the reign of Louis the something. It was basically a statement to say 'look at how rich I am that I can have all this unproductive land'.
 

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I recall reading that the first lawn was at Versailles during the reign of Louis the something. It was basically a statement to say 'look at how rich I am that I can have all this unproductive land'.
A huge temptation to say, with extreme political incorrectness: "trust Froggy to be the first to come up with this ghastly idea"... this totally in jest, I hasten to add: I greatly love France, and have known many very nice French people.
 

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How long will the tabloids feel obliged to follow X with the phrase 'formerly known as Twitter' when boring us with some nomark's social media activity?
They could choose the option of ignoring Elongated Muck's childish obsession with the letter X, and continuing to call it Twitter.

Not that tweets, be they by a Z-list celebrity or a past or present Head of State, should constitute "news" in the first place.
 

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They could choose the option of ignoring Elongated Muck's childish obsession with the letter X, and continuing to call it Twitter.

Not that tweets, be they by a Z-list celebrity or a past or present Head of State, should constitute "news" in the first place.

I quite agree with your second point there. I only found out a couple of weeks ago that Twitter's been renamed to X, that's how little an impact it's had on me :lol:

Likewise, I only found out about this whole problem some places are having with concrete through my sister and her borderline-obsessive use of social media/news websites. That's how little it's impacted me, one of the biggest benefits of not reading/watching the news/social media there!
 

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Drivers that stay excessively below the speed limit and don't pull over to let their 'tail' past. If you're not confident or just enjoying the scenery, that's fine - but I don't want to be stuck pootling along at 38 mph on a perfectly wide, straight, 60 mph road, on my way to work!
 

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Drivers that stay excessively below the speed limit and don't pull over to let their 'tail' past. If you're not confident or just enjoying the scenery, that's fine - but I don't want to be stuck pootling along at 38 mph on a perfectly wide, straight, 60 mph road, on my way to work!
And the fact that a lot of the drivers that are "enjoying the scenery" are hardly driving with due care and attention, we get it a lot along Portland Beach Road and it's not only incredibly annoying but incredibly dangerous too.
 

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And the fact that a lot of the drivers that are "enjoying the scenery" are hardly driving with due care and attention, we get it a lot along Portland Beach Road and it's not only incredibly annoying but incredibly dangerous too.
That’s downside if you like of living in a picturesque area, somewhere which attracts tourists. I guess it’s just something you have to live with.
 

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I would like to ban news outlets reporting on the current problem of school building closures from spelling the name of the affected type of concrete "Raac". This makes it look like "Raac" is a brand name and it's a specific branded product which is affected. This is not the case - it should be "RAAC" (all caps), an abbreviation standing for "reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete".
Made worse if their reporters pronounce it as "rack" or "rark", and doubly worse if it's "rack [or rark] concrete". (Cf "pin number" etc.)
Just call it "ar ay ay see"!
 

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That’s downside if you like of living in a picturesque area, somewhere which attracts tourists. I guess it’s just something you have to live with.
There are many of course who’ve moved from the city to the countryside or have a 2nd home, then complain about the tourists.
 

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Garden Spiders spinning their webs across paths/walkways etc,I always forget to take my Harry Potter wand to clear the way !
 

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Microwave ovens that deliberately seem to stop with the handle of the cup, mug or jug at the rear, pointing away from you.
 

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