1. People who ring the bell more than once. (Yes the sign is illuminated. Ye don't need to let the whole world know.)
2. People who try to pay a £1.40 fare 7.30am in the morning with a £20 note. (Do yer homework and get yer change ready beforehand.)
3. The second person who tries to pay a £1.40 fare 7.30am in the morning with a £20 note. (How much float d'yous think the driver carries?)
4. People who fumble for their wallet / purse
after getting on the bus. (Well what have ye been doing for the last 5 minutes while waiting?)
5. People who don't pay attention to the road and ring the bell 2 yards before reaching a bus stop, causing the driver to brake suddenly and everyone's shopping to scatter all over the floor. (Wakey wakey!)
6. People who hail the bus and ask the driver if the bus goes to the city centre when the front and side LED-destination display both show in CAPITAL letters "CITY CENTRE". (Use ye eyes ffs.)
7. People who chat away loudly about their husbands. (No one is interested darling.)
8. People who won't fold their prams for a wheelchair user. (Get off yer fat / lazy arse and show some consideration.)
9. People who still try squeeze onto a bus already with three prams loaded and refuse to fold it. (Wait for the next one. Geez!)
10. Noisy teenagers. (Well who likes them anyway. See enough of them everyday.)
11. Man I'm a grumpy old git!