Trivia -Station names that form the answer to a question

[AndyNLondon]

Where would a group of ceramicists go for a round of drinks? Potters Bar

What do you shout to a fictional flying ace who's just crash-landed in the sea? Biggleswade

 

[LUYMun]

"Suppose all that Bayswater will be good for the Covent Garden?"
"Yeah, Turnham Green, that will"

Is the thread now starting to rapidly degenerate into cringeworthy "Christmas Cracker" type puns?

Watford's the matter with you?

 

[weepingwillowb]

Is the thread now starting to rapidly degenerate into cringeworthy "Christmas Cracker" type puns?

I'll hold one end of the cracker, and you give the other end a good Hawick.

 

[Nodding Cat Ch]

Jane wouldn't, but Abbey Wood
There -> Ware?

 

[johnnychips]

What should I do with my inflamed testicles?
Oldham: Mumps?

 

[62484GlenLyon]

How did the boxer knock out his opponent? Hitchin

How can I prevent the stopper coming out of the bottle? - Forsinard

Where were the toll booths on the Dartford Crossing? Bridgend

Who was the admiral of the navy at Trafalgar - Nelson

 

[The North Briton]

What would reversing the lifecycle of a banana do? Turnham Green.

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What does the captain of the Starship Enterprise use to control its speed?
Kirk Sandall.

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What did Big Daddy and Mick McManus do for a living?
Wressle.

 

[Ashley Hill]

Children’s school drama created by Phil Redmond -Grange Hill

 

[daveo]

What is a meadow for cows? Huddersfield
How did the bald man keep his head warm?
Put a Wigan
How do you secure the door? Put the Bolton
What did the man with the with the meringues do? Oldham and if he does it too hard he Wrexham.

 

[LUYMun]

People who don't say "thank you" are bound to be Arsenals

 

[TT-ONR-NRN]

What do you call someone who lives in Scotland, or is of Scottish origin?

Ascot

This is my favourite

 

[Sealink]

Northern Ireland version

Where might you go for further education? University
A beautiful venue. Bellarena
Religious extremists eating uncooked food. Cultra
A haven for the face that launched a thousand ships. Helen's Bay
Soldiers country road. Trooperslane
Barbers live here. Clipperstown
Mum's last party before a funeral. Magheramorne. I apologise in advance for this one.
In a hurry to get to the harbour. Portrush

 

[341o2]

Embarrased or Communist West Country girl - Redruth

 

[Purple Train]

What do you call a river crossing accessible only to felines? Catford
Would you like some fish and chips? Greatley
What do you let your sheep do? Grays
If you change your lock, what do you need? Newquay
What's St Peter holding? Crosskeys
What did prehistoric humans use to cut up food? Flint
What's difficult to find in Manchester? Flowery Field

 

[Rescars]

What might a Scot call a station near to the only house in the area? Anerley. Oh, sorry, this one's actually true!

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Where would a group of ceramicists go for a round of drinks? Potters Bar

What do you shout to a fictional flying ace who's just crash-landed in the sea? Biggleswade

There was a time when your ceramicists could have had a cocktail in the bar at the Great Northern Hotel at Kings Cross. It was called Potters for a while (and had earthenware lampshades to prove the point)!

 

[rower40]

What should I do with my inflamed testicles?
Oldham: Mumps?

I refer the right-honourable gentleman to the answer I gave a few weeks ago:
Baldock

 

[vic-rijrode]

What's an old-fashioned name for a sofa? Settle.

How do you jinx someone? Hexham.

If you encounter a road going over the railway unexpectedly, what would you say? Corbridge!

 

[317666]

What was the old market replaced by? A  Newmarket.

How's the tree doing today? Elmswell.

 

[vic-rijrode]

What do costermongers wheel about? Barrow.

 

[Casper Pesky]

Name three Crustaceans
New Crustacean
Kings Crustacean
Charing Crustacean

 

[daveo]

Name three Crustaceans
New Crustacean
Kings Crustacean
Charing Crustacean

A bit crabby that one

 

[Pigeon]

What do you do if the light bulb is too dim? Install a Brighton.
What did the painter do after he'd undercoated her? Gloucester.
Where do you put dead budgies? In a budgeri-Gargrave.
What do you do if Marnock threatens to kill you? Kilmarnock.
What was the guy with the felt pen doing to the signs? Altrincham.
What's Miss Marple's real name? Rose Hill.
What do you do when your train breaks down? Hope.
What do you get if you mix up soup? Borth.
Where is the railways' principal facility for nesting birds? Exeter Central.
How do you entertain campanologists? Give them a Beltring.
What do you kneel on in church? Hassocks.
What do you call a syrupy blackcurrant drink? Rhiwbina.
What makes the infrastructure vulnerable to Hibernian mining attacks? Three Bridges, Ascott-under-Wychwood Seaham off.

 

[zwk500]

How do you entertain campanologists? Give them a Beltring.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.